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[Bobbin Threadbare]

Some people were a bit suspicious of this. But nonetheless. He had the money in no time. He was on his way to Disneyland California now. But whilst on the plane he heard a disturbing noise...

[Sebatianos]

"It's Disneyland Europe you fool. You can't simply walk there," the misterious voice said.

"Rub it in why don't you," thought Ronny.

Suprisingly the elfs also wanted to comunicate to Ronny that is why they sent one of them to fetch a Elt-to-Donkey dictionary. They were really keen on getting their message accros to the poor little behind (I think the word filter will play a trick or two here :P - should have been A*S*S and it wouldn't mean anything bad).

[Shelley]

Then Ronny the little JackA*S*S heard the message from the Elves loud and clear in his own donkeylanguage....

[Sebatianos]

They said "Haaaaaaah, Eeeeeeee, haaahh."

"Thanks guys," said Ronny and now knowing the secret wherabouts of the map-cave he finally felt confident his quest for the moonstone can begin.

[Shelley]

So he forgot about his plans to hitchhike his way to Paris and continue his journey. Meanwhile, his 'wingstumps' began to get very itchy, but fortunately, his surroundings were filled with trees to grate his stumps against...

[knails]

so he itched them and iched them till they came off he was so upset that he wandered off crying and fell down a well and he sat there for day two days in fact till a farmer put his haid over and said...

(shelley wanted the thread back so i revived it in all its glory)

[JimmyJ]

whats this??? Wee little stumps on ye shouders, eh??? Ronny gets happy from hearing these words, and trots off, leaving a cloud of dust in the farmers face...