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[Tulac]

LOL Poor Joseph, but firecrackers aren't the way...

[ReamusLQ]

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

"See you next month"

[Havell]

:blink: That's just nasty! LOL k:

[Havell]

This doesn't count as a double post because this is my thread and i say it doesn't

A man goes into a public toilet, there is no-one there except for him and a dwarf. The man goes to the urinal next to the dwarf and starts pissing, the dwarf says to the man, "Nice balls, mate."
"Err... thanks says the man." and carries on.
The dwarf then says, "I'm sorry, but your balls are just do nice, can I please touch them."
The man looks around to see if there's anyone there and says, "Err... OK then, why not."
The dwarf runs off, comes back with a small stepladder, sets it up next to the man, climbs up it and grabs hold of the man's balls. He then shouts, "Give me all your money or I'll jump!"

[Sean]

Originally posted by R Havell@Apr 4 2005, 11:35 PM
This doesn't count as a double post because this is my thread and i say it doesn't

A man goes into a public toilet, there is no-one there except for him and a dwarf. The man goes to the urinal next to the dwarf and starts pissing, the dwarf says to the man, "Nice balls, mate."
"Err... thanks says the man." and carries on.
The dwarf then says, "I'm sorry, but your balls are just do nice, can I please touch them."
The man looks around to see if there's anyone there and says, "Err... OK then, why not."
The dwarf runs off, comes back with a small stepladder, sets it up next to the man, climbs up it and grabs hold of the man's balls. He then shouts, "Give me all your money or I'll jump!"

LOL

Fecking Hillarious! k:

[Danny252]

LOL thats just crazy. like the 3 worst chinese tortures, which I believe is somewhere back in this great thread..

[Sebatianos]

A young inexperianced girl gets married - and right after the wedding she and her husband go to her bedroom (she still living with her parents).
She takes off his shirt and sees a chest full of hair. She runs down to her mother: "Mom, he's got hair all over his chest!"
Mom: "He's a real man honey. He's supposed to have it. Just go back upstairs and do your duty!"
Next she takes of his pants and sees the guy has tattooes all over his legs.
"Mom, he's got tattooes all over his legs!"
Mom: "He's really a real man! Honey go back upstairs and enjoy your duty!"
She goes back up and takes of his shoes and socks and discovers he has half a foot missing.
"Mom!!! He's got a foot and a half!!!"
Mom: "Stay here honey. Let mommy take care of that!"

[a1s]

here's a stupid joke:
a man is calling his pager company tech support support
-Hi, I have a problem
- what is it?
- I don't get some of the messages sent to me.
- try reading them again


a chukcha buys a Mercedes, the after a few months a friend asks him how is it, the chukcha says: it's great! It's warm inside, the lights brighten up everything, there's just one problem- the deer get tired quickly.



People of different nacionalities have gathered around the table in a restaurant. Everyone has ordered a glass of wine, but when it was brought, it turned out there was a fly in every glass.
A sweed demanded new wine in the same glass.
Englishman new wine in a new glass.
Finn took out the fly and drank the wine.
Russian drank everything including the fly.
Chineese ate the fly, but left the wine untouched.
Jew fished out his fly and sold it to the chineese.
Gypsy drank 2/3 of his wine and then demaned a new one.
Norvegian took the fly and went fishing.
American sued the restaraunt demanding 65 milion dollars for moral offence.
Scotsman took the fly and started strangling it screeming: "spit out all you drank you @#%^&!"
Cuban said it was social-democrats fault, stabed the waiter with a knife, di'dn't drink the wine, for itš a drink for wemen and asked loudly where is his Rum.

[Rogue]

Seb,
do you play golf? LOL

Here is one in Bosnian/Croatian language (imposible to translate):

Mujo, šta'š bit kad narasteš?
Bit ću ženu!

[Sebatianos]

First I'll try to translate Anubis' joke:
What kind of a beat will you enjoy when you grow up?
Beating my wife.
(Doesn't go that well).

And here's another joke (one of mine again).
Two dogs were talking by the fence.
1st dog: "Damn. I'm so horney, but people are always chasing me away if a get to close to a bitch."
2nd dog: "Well I'm pure bread and I don't have this problem. When I get horney, my mistress..."
1st dog interupts him: "Yeah, yeah, I know you belong to a blonde!"