30-05-2006, 08:13 PM | #1311 | ||
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Three women were at a restaurant talking about how good their husbands were in bed.
The first woman crowed about how her husband, an automotive technician from Daimler-Chrysler, knew exactly how to keep her in tune and get her engine revving freely. The second woman laughed about how her husband, a colonel in the army, always started with a detailed reconnaissance of the objective, followed up with extensive preparation, and ended with a decisive penetration and follow through. The third woman burst into tears and cried about how her husband, a Microsoft marketing manager, would sit on the edge of the bed and tell how good it would be-- next time. |
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30-05-2006, 08:33 PM | #1312 | ||
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The last one's a good one
Did you know that one anagram to 'please visit microsoft.com' spells 'victims' comatose profiles'? A coincidence? I dare say NOT!
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31-05-2006, 08:21 AM | #1313 | ||
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(gregor @ May 30 2006, 03:04 PM) [snapback]233245[/snapback]</div>
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12-06-2006, 05:26 PM | #1314 | ||
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I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perched on my window sill, He sang a song so lovely So carefree and so gay, That slowly all my troubles Began to slip away. He sang of far off places Of laughter and of fun, It seemed his very trilling, Brought up the morning sun. I stirred beneath the covers Crept slowly out of bed, Then gently shut the window And crushed his little head. I'm not a morning person.
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Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me. Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not! Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear. Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night! Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time. From The Lusty Argonian Maid by Crassius Curio found in TES3: Morrowind |
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12-06-2006, 06:50 PM | #1315 | ||
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(gregor @ Jun 12 2006, 08:26 PM) [snapback]236226[/snapback]</div>
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13-06-2006, 06:54 AM | #1316 | ||
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Guys, you are the devil's toothache!
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13-06-2006, 08:39 PM | #1317 | ||
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ok...i need to say a romanian joke for abi and the other romanians...hope you don't mind...and if you do i'll delete it...but it's TOO GOOD! k:
In padurea cu alune, Aveau casa trei pitici, Vine pupaza si spune: "Simptomatic, idiosincrazia dilematica isi reverbereaza atenuant ecourile absconse protoarmonice din spatele semitranscendent si disonant al obscurantismului incandescent de sorginte medievala, capsuland filonul crepuscular sincretic si aluziv metempsihotic al transmigratiei alchimice inspre circumvolutiunile interioare ale epocii istorice care tind sa formeze adevarate supape paleontologice inspre propensiunea paradigmelor de orientare paseista. Parerea mea".... Epilog: Pupaza a fost imediat impuscata! |
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14-06-2006, 07:56 AM | #1318 | ||
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
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14-06-2006, 09:48 AM | #1319 | ||
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@Himmler: LOL Funny. Oh, the poor dwarfs LOL
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14-06-2006, 10:07 AM | #1320 | ||
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