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[Xikarita]

Two female dinosaurs go to the beach. There they are, sunbathing, and one of them says:
- ''I'm going to take a dive. Wanna come?''
- ''I can't. I'm having my period.''
- ''So, do as I did: use a sheep!''

[TheChosen]

How many mademan(Mafia guys) can change a light bulb?
Three.
First one changes the bulb, second guards his back and third one shoots the eye-witnesses. LOL

[Unknown Hero]

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nice to meet you who! :bye:

[Sebatianos]

Nock it off with the knock knock already - only about 5% of them are actually funn. If you really wish to keep posting them - go to the Worst joke thread.

A real joke now (even if not the funniest):
Two women were cell mates in a prison for 20 years.
When they got released the first one said: "Wait, I didn't get a chance to tell her about the second day yet."

[BeefontheBone]

Is there a difference between this and the worst joke thread anymore?

[Sebatianos]

Unfortunately not - but then again, even a bad joke is still a joke - so it's not off topic here (remember the elephant jokes)

BTW:
What's the difference between sperm and mucus?
You can pull mucus back in...

:blink: :eeeeeh:

[Blood-Pigggy]

Um, yeah...

Here's a commonly known one, and it's very bad...

Two people were on a boat, one named Stop, and the other named Repeat, Stop felt murderous and pushed Repeat off the boat.

Which one fell in the water?

[a1s]

what is the difference between a condom and a cockpit?
you can only put one **** in a condom.

[Blood-Pigggy]

Originally posted by a1s@Aug 2 2005, 10:00 PM
what is the difference between a condom and a cockpit?
you can only put one **** in a condom.

I don't get it, you don't put ANY ***** in a condom, a chicken wouldn't fit.

[a1s]

Originally posted by Blood-Pigggy+Aug 2 2005, 10:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Blood-Pigggy @ Aug 2 2005, 10:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-a1s@Aug 2 2005, 10:00 PM
what is the difference between a condom and a cockpit?
you can only put one **** in a condom.

I don't get it, you don't put ANY ***** in a condom, a chicken wouldn't fit. [/b][/quote]
you must be buying smaller sizes then

if you really didn't get it, then I apologise for my stupid joke. go here. #7.