31-07-2005, 12:41 PM
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I'm not sure if there was. But i did post another one `bout a son writing to his parents, just above your post.
Time for a stupid joke! Knock Knock Who's there? Death Death who? |
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31-07-2005, 12:58 PM
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Death?
We laugh at stupididty of the person who answering door right, as they don't know who death is? |
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31-07-2005, 05:34 PM
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more knockout jokes:
knock,knock who's there? Boo. boo who? don't cry, it's only a joke. knock,knock who's there? tank tank who? you're welcome! knock,knock who's there? wooden shoe. wooden shoe who? wooden shoe like to know? knock,knock who's there? doctor doctor who? exactly! |
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31-07-2005, 09:10 PM
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Some more:
Knock Knock Who's there? Nicholas Nicholas who? Nicholas girls should not climb trees Knock Knock Who's there? Irish stew Irish stew who? Irish stew in the name of the law Knock Knock Who's there? You You who? Stop cheering & let me in |
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01-08-2005, 09:11 AM
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You might have heard this or someone may have already posted this:
Two muffins are in oven: Muffin 1:Oh,its so hot in here Muffin 2:Oh my god! A talking muffin!!! LOL |
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01-08-2005, 05:37 PM
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- When did the english judges start wearing black clothes?
- when they were mourning queen Victoria. - But why do they still wear them now? - well she's still dead, isn't she? At excavation in American Indian settlement of Tau-hau a gold figurine of god Kettsalmigonkugankoatlktenotchetlan - the god of diction and memory- has been found . jack asks john: - how do you make your cow produce 50 galons of milk a day? - oh it's all about care... each morning I come into the barn and caringly ask her, " so what is it going to be today, milk or beef?" |
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01-08-2005, 08:49 PM
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Q:how do you tell a cow from a bull?
A: a bull smiles when you milk him  |
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01-08-2005, 08:53 PM
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:roflol:
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01-08-2005, 10:19 PM
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One day John was going home from work, and just when he started to cross the road he heard a shout: "STOP!" He stopped and saw a maniac driving a car 200mph. Someone saved his life, but he couldn't see who!?
Later on, when he was walking down the street, once again he heard the shout: "STOP!" In front of him a part of the roof felt down. His life was saved once more, but who saved his life? He asked: "Who are you!? Why are you saveing my life?" Someone answered: "I'm your guardian angel, I'm so tiny that you can't see me." A man asked: "Are you so tiny so that you can sit in my hand?", and extended a hand. An angel replied: "I have just sat in your hand!" Man then clapped with his hands, killed an angel and said: "Where were you when I got married!!!!" |
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01-08-2005, 10:39 PM
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another knock knock joke:
KNOCK KNOCK Whos there? Jean Claude Vann Damme. i Dont know you go to hell all four of you!! i dont know if i translated it properly.. |
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