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[TheChosen]

Liberal Report!


January 5 2005

Tc: Very good! You killed our first conservative. The world is better place now.
Omg: But he was just a land lord...
Tc: Whatever. Were going to have to do something now. What do we have in our stores A1s?
A1s: We have some clothes, Silverware,Computer and tv.
Tc: Good, we can get a couple of buck from those. Lets go to the la Russa Cash & Loans.

Party sell the loot and they get 290$.

January 6 2005
Tc: Okay boys, now we need to make another strike. I suggest that we attack and loot the Cable news station.
Omg: That doesnt sound like a good idea....
Tc: Dont worry, i bough a GUN when we were at the pawn shop.
Omg: Lets go!

In the car, the group is checking their weapons while Tc is driving.
Omg: What about my gun?
Tc: What gun? I didnt said that i bought YOU a gun.
Omg: You bastard.....

Party arrives in the station. In the lobby their greeted by janitor wearing hood.
Hooded janitor: Welcome to cable news station. How can i help you?
Tc: The birds are on the antenna.
Hooded janitor: Oh its you. I left the door to the studio open. Use it anytime you want.
Hooded janitor points east corridor, then runs away from the door.
A1s: Who was he?
Tc: A guy who i had to bribe so we can get in. Lets go.

Guys go to the studio.
Tc: Great! No one is here!
Tc pushes PrejudiceSucks in front of the cameras.
PrejudiceSucks: What do i have to do?
Tc: Talk about how big salaries does the CEOs have.
Camera is on.
PrejudiceSucks: Well...eeehh....good morning boys and girls. Sorry that i had to cansel your morning cartoons, but i have something important to tell you. Bring your mom and daddy to the front of Tv, please.
PrejudiceSucks waits.
PrejudiceSucks: Thank you. Now, about the CEOs....
Prejudice talks and talks for couple of minutes. It was a medicore show.
Suddenly, two security guards rush in and shoot the camera.
PrejudiceSucks: What the hell are you doing! Were just...
Guard: Dont try to fool me a.s.shole!
Guard tries to shoot tc, but he misses. Other security guard runs away and tries to get help.
A1s, who was hiding behind the door, suddenly jumps out and slashes security guards right arm. Arm drops in the floor and blood is squirted everywhere. PrejudiceSucks finished the security guard by hitting the security guard in stomach with his huge axe.
Tc: Get his stuff! Okay liberals, its time to show how we can run away!
Squad manages to get away without further fights.
At the base, the liberals are greeted by the same hooded guy.
A1s: Oh muck they followed us!
Tc: Hold on! I promised him that he can join us if he helps us.
Hooded Janitor: Thats right! The names Bobbin, Bobbin Threadbare.

Also, status of the each liberal is at the first page.

[Gunloc0]

I'll join both, if you can still fit someone in of course.

In Oubliette, I want to be a Ogre Thief