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17-06-2009, 10:45 AM | #1 | ||
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The "Worst Writing I've Ever Seen in my Life" thread
I thought you guys might find this interesting... This was submitted to our magazine. The frightening part was that they accepted it...
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17-06-2009, 10:55 AM | #2 | ||
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Did this ever need writing in the first place?!
I know of Tim Rath (not Tim Roth from Reservoir Dogs - that'd be cooler) and he's an arsehole, apparently. But I am too at times... But he's a bigger one! By far! Business books stating the bloody obvious... *tut Why don't I get cushy work like that? Though, the article does sum up the feeling, reason and motivation levels of a lot of the people I talk to here at AB... |
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18-06-2009, 04:02 PM | #3 | ||
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Aww, and I was hoping this thread was for posting passages from some of the more...indecipherable reviews we come across! I suppose that may not be conducive to harmony in the forums, though.
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16-07-2009, 07:00 AM | #4 | ||
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Anything you like, Mr Pie As long as it's bad. Very, very bad.
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16-07-2009, 09:01 AM | #5 | ||
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16-07-2009, 10:36 AM | #6 | ||
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Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skulls -
"They hide in the space between space." Get bent George Lucas.
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16-07-2009, 03:19 PM | #7 | ||
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Some days i wonder if Lulu isn't some sort of distant long-lost blood relative... Or were we perhaps sisters separated by fate? All i know is i'm still trapped in tvtropes...
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16-07-2009, 04:29 PM | #8 | ||
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Quickly! Check your left buttock! I have a birthmark shaped like a dinosaur riding a clockwork pony, if have a birthmark shaped like a pony riding a clockwork dinosaur then our fate is sealed Sister!
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21-07-2009, 01:27 PM | #9 | ||
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I have a splotch on the back of my thigh. Close enough!
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25-07-2009, 12:48 PM | #10 | ||
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Worst Writing? If that includes bits from the internet... then...
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