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Old 27-10-2005, 10:43 PM   #351
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Smurfette ever gets round to choosing a mate so they can shore up the numbers.

The best way to shore up your numbers, short of mating with Smurfette, is...
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Old 27-10-2005, 10:45 PM   #352
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(Smurfs have no reproductive organs)

...(censored by the National Board of Decency)

You can (censored by the National Board of Decency) by...
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Old 28-10-2005, 05:45 PM   #353
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... trying very hard.

It gets even harder if ...
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Old 28-10-2005, 05:49 PM   #354
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...everyone posts double entendres.

You have no business even contemplating the deadly triple entendre unless...
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Old 29-10-2005, 01:36 PM   #355
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...you passed with a distinction from the Paris institute of entendres.

You dropped out from the Paris institute of entendres because...
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Old 29-10-2005, 03:23 PM   #356
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They were all in French, and you realised that it was English entendres you were after.

An entendre should not be confused with an entente cordiale because
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Old 29-10-2005, 04:11 PM   #357
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...too many cordials may ruin your health.

People have too many cordials if...
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Old 30-10-2005, 12:18 AM   #358
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they can't think of a decent post

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Old 30-10-2005, 02:51 AM   #359
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You have no hands


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Old 30-10-2005, 02:32 AM   #360
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...you wouldn't be very handy, especially on an internet forum.

However, at the same time, we can't discount the usefulness of toes for...
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