27-10-2005, 10:43 PM | #351 | ||
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Smurfette ever gets round to choosing a mate so they can shore up the numbers.
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27-10-2005, 10:45 PM | #352 | ||
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(Smurfs have no reproductive organs)
...(censored by the National Board of Decency) You can (censored by the National Board of Decency) by...
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28-10-2005, 05:45 PM | #353 | ||
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... trying very hard.
It gets even harder if ... |
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28-10-2005, 05:49 PM | #354 | ||
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...everyone posts double entendres.
You have no business even contemplating the deadly triple entendre unless...
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29-10-2005, 01:36 PM | #355 | ||
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...you passed with a distinction from the Paris institute of entendres.
You dropped out from the Paris institute of entendres because...
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29-10-2005, 03:23 PM | #356 | ||
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They were all in French, and you realised that it was English entendres you were after.
An entendre should not be confused with an entente cordiale because |
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29-10-2005, 04:11 PM | #357 | ||
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...too many cordials may ruin your health.
People have too many cordials if... |
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30-10-2005, 12:18 AM | #358 | ||
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they can't think of a decent post
you can't post if |
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30-10-2005, 02:51 AM | #359 | ||
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You have no hands
If you didn't have any hands, then... |
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30-10-2005, 02:32 AM | #360 | ||
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...you wouldn't be very handy, especially on an internet forum.
However, at the same time, we can't discount the usefulness of toes for... |
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