Who Would Win?

cheesegrater · 21-01-2005, 02:30 AM

This is a question that has been plaguing me for weeks. Who would win in a fight? A zombie or a pirate?

John Watts · 21-01-2005, 02:33 AM

Pirate, got a sword and can just cut of his head and arms then stab in heart with it

Schabernakel-anbeter · 21-01-2005, 02:38 AM

If the pirate miss the first hit the zombie loses only his arm
and bites the pirate so he turns into zombie too
now its 50:50

Kon-Tiki · 21-01-2005, 02:39 AM

Pirates. Nothing can withstand them, except ninjas. They equal each other out. So, as nothing except ninjas can withstand pirates, zombies can't either. Hence the pirate winning.

cheesegrater · 21-01-2005, 02:40 AM

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Originally posted by Schabernakel-anbeter@Jan 20 2005, 10:38 PM
If the pirate miss the first hit the zombie loses only his arm
and bites the pirate so he turns into zombie too
now its 50:50

Does it take only one bite from a zombie to turn a person into a zombie? Also, zombies are undead. However, technically I am undead because I am not dead. Whoever came up with that term didn't give it much thought.

MasterGrazzt · 21-01-2005, 02:41 AM

Conan. Conan always wins, by Crom!

Kon-Tiki · 21-01-2005, 02:43 AM

Since when's Conan an '80s heavy metal fan? He phöns his hair just like them :blink:

Schabernakel-anbeter · 21-01-2005, 02:45 AM

its scientifically prooved that if the spit of a zombie comes to your
wound, your are infected with zombie desease and theirs no
antidode for it :bye:

MasterGrazzt · 21-01-2005, 02:45 AM

Or are they modelling their hair after him? I can't think of anyone more \m/, except maybe Thor.

Schabernakel-anbeter · 21-01-2005, 02:49 AM

Conan is a babarian not a pirate dont let this turn Off Topic

:Titan:

View Poll Results: Who would win? A zombie or a pirate?
Zombie	7	23.33%
Pirate	23	76.67%
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