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[Sebatianos]

Cancer? That's why the cell phones were invented. This is to directly brainwash the children. By the time they are old enough to be useful, they'll be perfect drones. You've no idea what viruses, worms, trojans... we're sending to them kids.

The real plague of our time is this flying jet car. It causes the static in the brainwaves while downloading info. It's gonna make poeple think again, because everytime they breake the link with the mother-memory-base they think on their own for a split second. That's gonna throw us back in the age of independent men!

[Playbahnosh]

yeh, Seb that's true.

But there is a bigger issue. Some people nowdays are getting the idea of separate countries! Outrageous! The people of UWA (United World of America) are happy and free people. Before that, everybody was a terrorist seeking to destroy the free world, but the only true country (formerly know as USA) brought justice and freedom to the people by crushing the terrorist evil countries, which turned out to be all of them, and united them to the happy and free world under the flag of capitalism...

[Sebatianos]

Ahem, you're using your head again. Please report to the brain re-tuning office for a head transplant.

UWA wasn't created because of terrorists. It was done so as a favour to all the refugees who were constantly trying to get in, so the borders were slightly broadened.

But now it's time to have another alien attack drill. I know we haven't spoted any aliens yet, but we must be ready to use all this high tech anti-alien weapons that 40% of the taxpayers money goes into!

OK - I think the point was proven (and no, none of this was ).

[Playbahnosh]

well l0l!

The scarry thing is that this could be reality soon I can hear the rebels shouting "Down with UWA!! We don't want to be free anymore!!! We want to be opressed, we want a cruel tyrant as leader and terrorists at our doorstep!!!"...

*goes out to dig a nuke-shelter*