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[FISHCHAIR]

I would like to hear some witty reasons why Computers are Better than Women
when you start it must start with "Computers are better than women because" and then give your reason.
Ok sounds simple enough lets begin


Computers are better than women Because you can play with it when you want

[Eagle of Fire]

I don't consider games better than women. A healthy dose of both is just about right. k:

[Mighty Midget]

Computers are better than women because: When computers stop responding, chances are you can figure out why.

Edited for full length version.

[a1s]

first of all: EoF, you are breaking the rules.
and second, the this theme is bound to be exhasuted soon, let's turn this into a "X is better than Y, because Z" spamfest. offcourse some ground rules (like no races/natinalities/similar carp) have to be set, but I'm sure it'll work out just fine.

incidentaly:
zerg are better than protoss because they have [infested]Kerrigan.

[Eagle of Fire]

Ok, I'll quit... I thought this thread was in the Bla Bla Bla forum...

[FISHCHAIR]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(a1s @ Jun 7 2006, 08:45 PM) [snapback]235058[/snapback]</div>

first of all: EoF, you are breaking the rules.
and second, the this theme is bound to be exhasuted soon, let's turn this into a "X is better than Y, because Z" spamfest. offcourse some ground rules (like no races/natinalities/similar carp) have to be set, but I'm sure it'll work out just fine.

incidentaly:
zerg are better than protoss because they have [infested]Kerrigan.
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This is just some Harmless fun as far as i am concerned, i dont see how anyone could be offended by it ?
it is "not" how people really think. i dont think this is any different than telling a joke !
But thats my opinion

[guesst]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(GAME-CRACK @ Jun 7 2006, 06:03 PM) [snapback]235035[/snapback]</div>

I would like to hear some witty reasons why Computers are Better than Women
when you start it must start with "Computers are better than women because" and then give your reason.
Ok sounds simple enough lets begin


Computers are better than women Because you can play with it when you want
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This sort of answers some questions about you.

[FISHCHAIR]

No offence man but I think you need to relax a bit more. alls my thread says about me is, i am just a fun person trying to make other people lasugh. but you can take it whatever way you want, you are intitled to your opinion.

[Blood-Pigggy]

LOL, Guesst you need to chill, we gettin more uptight peeps here everday.

Canada is better than cheese because it don't smell funky.

[laiocfar]

It reminds me a joke:
Henry Ford dies and go to the heaven. There he found god and tell him "God you are the worst designer that i know". God dont crush him and ask "Why?"
HF: "your best design, the womens, hasnt an economic model. They cosume too much and work too few. They become unavaible one a month. They didnt generate their own market. They got a little usefull life. Many other afirmations in this way about the women that i found hard to translate.
And god check in his pc (a C64) and after reading some charts, he speaks: "yeah, yeah but right now there are more people mounted in my invention than i yours".