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Old 10-02-2010, 09:12 PM   #31
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Nonsense, I would LEAD my Teddy bear / stuffed penguin army!

I just gotta go find Voo Doo Jo, and get him to help me. Thats all
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DUN duuuunnnn dudududududun SPLOOSH duuunnnnn


We ate the horse.
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Old 13-02-2010, 06:42 AM   #32
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The thing is, zombie apocs are almost endless in number.

Suppose it's a necromancer/voodoo zombie apoc. If it's gotten as far as an apoc, somebody's got to have been helping them. If that's the case, there's no hope. Or in the case of voodoo, a salt mine would be the only hope.

Suppose it's a vampire zombie apoc. (as in vampire created zombies) Even if one can survive the zombies there's still the problem of zombies.

Suppose it's a virus apoc. Here there are so stinking many types there's too many to list. Wether it's airbourn, contact, blood contact, or after death contact. Wether they're superhuman physical abilities, normal human abilities, less than human abilities, or progressing as they (un)live. (yadda yadda yadda)

In a nuclear apoc one has be away from population centers. (unless the nuker was through) After that, wait 10-20 years and everything's over. The only possible problem is the world freezing over.

Dang I thought too much about this...
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Old 13-02-2010, 11:33 AM   #33
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See, I knew this would be a cool subject.
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Old 13-02-2010, 08:13 PM   #34
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Bring on Z-Day, I'm already prepared.
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Old 14-02-2010, 05:07 PM   #35
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Your mother was prepar....oh nevermind. Nothing like that matters when the world gets zombie'd up anyways, cause you know your goona die.

With Nuclear war, as long as you live the initial blasts, and the fallout, and if there somehow isn't nuclear winter (i once read a real nuclear survival book made by the University of Oregon, and they said nuclear winter wouldnt happen, that it was just a myth) then all those important virtues that we have would still hold true, minus the constant need for survival from them pesky raiders
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DUN duuuunnnn dudududududun SPLOOSH duuunnnnn


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Old 17-02-2010, 07:16 AM   #36
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Well I forgot the "Dead are ****ed, killing everyone who insulted them" zombie apoc, but most people will survive that...I hope...
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Old 17-02-2010, 10:59 PM   #37
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We can only hope...and pray....an- AAAaaaaguuuahhuuuuagh!

*gets eaten by a zombie*
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DUN duuuunnnn dudududududun SPLOOSH duuunnnnn


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Old 18-02-2010, 01:24 AM   #38
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Not to derail this thread, but I think you guys will enjoy this

Zombie Thread on There I Fixed it

Quote from the thread to wet your appetite:
Day 54. After consuming some of the contents of this can, its effects appear to be acting as a zombie repellent. They donít seem to have any interest in eating my brain today. I suspect it is because my brain would taste like what I have been eating. Also, in spite of it being the middle of summer with no AC and not having showered for a week, I am not sweating nor do I smell. I also feel remarkably comfortable and relaxed. I now believe I have been eating Dr. Schollís odor destroyers super comfort insoles rather than the air pillow insoles.
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Old 20-02-2010, 12:19 AM   #39
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Day 1: The government has quarantined the city. I cant reach my family but thats ok, im stuck in a boarded up super store with some filipino guy and a romanian. Wonder what their names are. A finnish guy came in after. Oh well. We have food, and a pistol that the clerks kept incase of robbery

Day 3: The city is quite, nothings out there, for the most part the infection is in the north part. Should be safe.

Day 4: Looters snuck in through the back door while we were asleep and stole off with lots of non perishables. We've not reinforced everything. I didnt even know we had a back door.

Day 7: We all thought this would be over soon. The zombies are outside and everywhere though, but havnt gained interest in our store. We've been eating like fat people here, and now only have half the food we originally had.

Day 8: Power went out. Good thing we have a portable generator. We hooked up a little TV and watched the only channel we could get. It had My Little Pony playing non stop, but we enjoyed it.

Day 11: Needless to say, im disappointed in the governments ability to evacuate the city. They'll come get us eventually im sure.

Day 12: Waiting

Day 13: Still waiting

Day 15: We're running out of food. During one of the particularily loud scenes in my little pony, the zombies heard, and are now besieging our store. We need moar weapons. The government will supply them Im sure.

Day 16: The generator died. Now we can enjoy my Little Pony anymore.

Day 19: Oh no, it appears the Romanian got ate. Wait, only have of him. Oh well, we'll throw the other half out to distract the zeds as we wait.

Day 21: We only just noticed the keys to the hummer outside were in the sotre. Actually, it belongs to the Finnish guy. He forgot he owned a car.

Day 22: We raced out of the store with as much food and porn as we could carry, and jumped into the hummer

Day 23: We drove around the city until we ran out of gas (in approx 10 minutes) then we went inside a local town house. There was a zombie, but we mashed its head in with a lamp.

Day 25: A radio! With batteries! Now we can listen to Civil Defense and find out whats going on.

Day 28: Civil Defense betrayed us!

Day 30: Almost out of food. We have finally only started rationing it.

Day 31: It only recently came upon us to barricade the house. Should be safe now

Day 34: We've worn out the last of our porn magazines.

Day 35: We've run out of food.

Day 36: Went on a raid into the city. We lost the Filipino. I was sad.

Day 40: Finally some more food. Me and Finnish man are now looking for porn

Day 45: I accidentally lit the house on fire.

Day 46: I found a Uzi! Wait no, its just a toy Uzi. Note: Toy Uzi's are not very effective against Zombies

Day 47: Either are stuffed animals

Day 48: The finnish man said he was leaving. I wonder where he went

Day 50: I am lonely, i will follow where i thought he went

Day 51: WEll, i found a .22, but not allot of ammo. Must conitnue looking for the Finnish Man

Day 53: I found another survivor. Wait no, he's also a zombie.

Day 54: Im outta ammo. And Food. And Porn. Now what? Good thing i have my lamp with me, i can still beat the undead off.

Day 55: My lamp broke

Day 56: I found the Finnish mans mutalated body. I asked the jerk "What you doing?" and he didnt reply. I talked to him for an hour but he didnt even move, so i told him where to shove it and carried on

Day 57: I found an adult novelty store. I will make my final stand here

Day 58: you can only live off flavored thongs for so long.

Day 59: Blargh, i am dead

Day 60: BLARGH! I UNDEAD! *snarly raspy voice*

That is my zombo apocalypse journal. The Nuclear one to come soon.
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DUN duuuunnnn dudududududun SPLOOSH duuunnnnn


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Old 20-02-2010, 06:37 AM   #40
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What the heck, I'll do one as well...

Day 1:Me, some British fellow, and some guy from Croatia have boarded ourselves in some super-market. Spent most of the day trying to get weapons without making noise.

Day 2:Gave up, broke the glass, hopefully no zombies heard it...

Day 5:Found a detailed map of the city, attempted to find the closest airport on it...

Day 7:Couldn't find a safe path to an airport, but I did find a safe path to a gun store...

Day 8:Croatian guy left...

Day 9:Zombies began trying to get in.

Day 10:Croatian guy drove a bus through the front of the mall, we escaped with plenty of stuff.

Day 11:Got to the gun store, now we'll be safe for at least a few more days.

Day 12:A Hungrian man attacked us, but it was because he thought we were zombies.

Day 13ecided to make a suicide run for the airport.

Day 14:Managed to get to a huge plane without the zombies following us. Now I hope the Hungrian knows how to fly as he says.

Day 18:We flew away.

Day 19:Managed to land a deserted desert isle with most of the cargo intact.

Day 25:Got the generator to work.

Day 44:Food ran out, fortunatily I planted some of it.

Day 88:Another plane crashed here, some of them survived. Now we're burning the corpses and buring them.

Day 825:Great, now we've watched everything we got from the store.

Day 1088:There's only so long a FPS can last you...

Day 1280:Bored, we're likely the only ones alive.

Day 1285:Croatian guy croaked.

Day 1286:Shoulda burned his corpse, now me and the British guy are the only ones left.

Day 1295:Killed and burned the zombies.

Day 3580:Today marks the 10th year of the zombie plague.

Day 4278:How can I get a disease if there's only two people left?

Day 4290:I croaked.

Day 4885:British guy croaked. How can I write something if I'm dead?


I noticed Fubb died after he went into the novelity store...

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