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[Danny252]

now for my joke... If I remember it..

One day, a blonde walked into an appliance store, and asked the shopkeeper,
"Can I buy that TV?" Pointing to it. He replied,
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
She walked out and put on a black wig. She came back in and asked the shopkeeper,
"Can I buy that TV?" Pointing to it. He replied,
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
She was confused at this, but went out and got a red wig. She came back again and asked the shopkeeper,
"Can I buy that TV?" Pointing to it. He replied,
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
Now she was sure somthing was up, but she got a brunette wig and tried again. She went back in She came back in and asked the shopkeeper,
"Can I buy that TV?" Pointing to it. He replied,
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
She was so confused, she asked,
"How do you know I'm a blonde?!"
"Coz thats a microwave, not a TV"

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Blonde jokes. I may have already posted this one but it's the only blonde joke I remember.

Two blondes are driving to Disneyland. They saw a sign that said Disneyland left. So they turned around and went home.

[Sebatianos]

I have a few blonde jokes as well:

What's the difference betweena blonde and a Porche?
You don't lend your Porche to your friends!

What's the difference betweena a monkey and a blonde?
Make-up

What does one of blode's feet says to the other one?
Hello stranger.
or
See you tonight, if nothing happens in between!

Why does a blonde have a shaved pussy?
Did you ever see grass grow on highway?

What's the difference between a blonde from the north of the US and the one from the south of the US?
The Northern blonde says: You can!
The Southern blonde says: Y'all can!

A blonde sees a sign on a streetlight saying - appartment to rent - and knocks on the light post. "Hm, why won't they ansewr, I know they're home, they have the light on!"

A blonde comes crying home from school and asks her mother:
"Do babys really come out, where the sperm went in?"
"Why yes dear!"
"Oh no! Then Tom's baby's gonna knock all my teeth out!"

Personal note:
I'd worry some blonde could find out where I live, but I know they're not smart enough (and I know this isn't true, blondes can be smart too)!

[Havell]

Three economists are out hunting, they see a deer so the first economist shoots at it, he misses, the bullet goes a metre to the left. The second economist shoots at it, he misses, the bullet goes a metre to the right The third economists says "We got the bugger!".

[Sebatianos]

An Englishman, a guy from Switzerland and a Croatian (have to get my payback for all those jokes agains Slovenes) enter an archery tournament.
The Swiss guy goes first and hits the bullseye. "I'm Villiam Tell!"
The Englishman goes next and splits the first's guy arrow. "I'm Robin Hood!"
The Croatian goes last. Misses the target completely and hits an inosent bystander strait inthe guts. "I'm sorry!"

[Iron_Scarecrow]

What did the tampons say to each other. Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts.

[Prox]

I'm not sure if you'll get this one but i'll give it a try:

Why do Slovenians play the harmonica vertically?
-So they would'nt pass the border!

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Yeah I don't get it. :crazy: :crazy: :blink: :blink:

[wormpaul]

Hmmm..

I get the Joke...

Give`s me a

[Iron_Scarecrow]

I don't even know where slovenia is. Is it small?