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[Tulac]

Granted, it gave you ideas on where to put your thumb instead.

I wish everyone would do the monkey dance :monkey_dance:

[_r.u.s.s.]

so we did, including you (right.. you sarted dancing)

i wish i didnt have to wake up so early tomorrow

[Scatty]

Granted, you have to sleep during the day until the late evening. Because of this, you're slowly turning into a crazy killer, roaming the streets at night.
I wish I had an ice cream right now

[ReamusLQ]

Granted. Unfortunately the temperature randomly spikes to 200 degrees and your ice cream instantly melts into a messy puddle on the floor, which is then attacked by red fire ants so there's no chance of eating the melted ice cream. You then suffer a massive mental break down and spend the rest of your life crying in a straight jacket in a padded cell.

I wish upon a star...

[Scatty]

Your wish is granted, you're now crushed by a huge flaming meteor.
I wish there were less mosquitos where I am right now

[songnar]

ALAKZAM! You wish has been granted. Now there are only 20 mosquitos. They are the size of skyscrapers and are currently enjoying a flesh feast.

I wish for the death of River dance.

[Icewolf]

Granted. With the dead of the river dance, the rivers cease flowing and there's no more drinking water. Rain circles are disturbed and everything goes down the drain. Great wish... <_<


I wish I knew the name of this rock band I have two unlabled CDs of.

[chumloofah]

Granted.
The name is so pretentious and crap that you can never enjoy their music again.

I wish I had a McBurger.

[Sebatianos]

And a huge Scott comes up and hugs you and says: "Aye laddy, I bestove 'ereby the love of the whole clan McBurger upan ye!"

I wish somebody took a picture of that happening.

[Avelardo]

Granted, but they happen to be naked and wouldn't you know, the Mind's Eye is the one we can't poke out.

I wish for Lulu Jane.