«

[Sebatianos]

What does an Ethiopian do with a rollex?

Wear it as a belt!

[Sebatianos]

This is too good to be true!

Prehistoric Porn!

[Classic Pig]

OK BACK TO ELEPHANTS...

Q:How do you know there is an elephant under your bed?
A:You wake up, stretch, sit up and knock your head on the ceiling.

Q: Why is there a curfew at night in the jungle?
A: Elephants parachute after dark

Q: Why are crocodiles flat?
A: They ignored the curfew.

Q: How do you fit a rhinocerous into a mini?
A: Put it in the place of the elephant which is in the fridge.

Q: How do you know there has been an elephant in your fridge?
A1 - There is a mini parked outside with three elephants and a rhino in it
A2 - There are really big footprints in the butter.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out the tree?
A: It was dead
Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
A: It was stapled to the first
Q: And the third?
A: IT thought it was a game
Q: And the fourth?
A: Mass action.

Q: Why did the tree fall over?
A: It thought it was a monkey

Q: Why did the game ranger die?
A: He got flattened by four falling monkeys and a tree

[Fawfulhasfury]

Anubis said this was worth posting here

*

Hope you enjoy this funny little conversation LOL

[Sebatianos]

A turist come to Chicago and goes to teh restourant at the top floor of a skyscraper.

Turist: "There's no wind here, why do you call it the windy city?"
A drunk at the bar: "You turists are all the same. You come to the windy city and don't even know why it's called that! It's simple - the wind is so strong that if I jumped out the window right now the wind would blow me back in."

Turist: "No way - you'd fall down!"

The drunk opens the window and jumps out. Two minutes later he falls through
the open window back in the same restourant.

Turist: "It's a trick. You're wearing wires!"

Drunk: "No trick. The wind is really that strong!"

The turist checks the drunk and makes sure there's nothing attached to him. Checks out the window (there's only a slight breeze) and says - try it again.
The drunk jumps again - and sure enough two minutes latter falls back in again.

Turist: "I gotta try this!!!" and jumps out the window.

Barman: "You're a mean drunk Superman..."

[wormpaul]

Really an old one...

But still :roflol:

[marko river]

Q: Why crocodile has no wings?

A: What a f... he's gonna do with them, reckon?

[Sebatianos]

Q: Why does the chicken have wings?
A: So it wouldn't think it's a crocodile.
Don't you just love these jokes???
:eeeeeh:

[Unknown Hero]

It's monday, and mr. Smith went home hungry as wolf!
"What's for lunch?" - he asked
"Rabbit!" - responded mrs. Smith
"I loooove rabbits!"

Tomorrow: "What's for lunch?"
"Rabbit!"
"We had rabbit yesterday, but since I'm hungry...."

Wednesday: "What's for lunch?"
"Rabbit!"
"Again?!?!? Well if you insist!"

Thursday: "What's for lunch?"
"Rabbit!"
"You know I love rabbits, but don't cook it tomorrow! OK?"

Friday: "What's for lunch?"
"Rabbit!"
"I told you not to cook it again! Don't cook it tomorrow!"

Saturday: "What's for lunch?"
"Rabbit!"
"If you tomorrow prepare rabbit, I wont eat it!"

Sunday: "What's for lunch?"
"Rabbit!"
"This is the last time I eat those rabbits!!!!!"

Monday: "What's for lunch?"
"Rabbit!"
"I loooove rabbits!"

LOL LOL LOL LOL

[Sebatianos]

I always wondered what happened to that cute little bugger Kon-Tiki mentioned...
Click here if you have no idea what I'm talking about!