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[Simoneer]

Haha! So you're familiar with Monty Python?

Anyway, a Predator comes along. The tiny little giant is killed within 3 seconds.

I build a scissor.

[El Quia]

The scissors rust.


I build a rainbow bridge to another hill.

[The_Lemming]

And on both of those hills, I build the Castle of the Lemmings!

[Yes Or Nay]

Originally Posted by The_Lemming

And on both of those hills, I build the Castle of the Lemmings!

The castle Lemmings declare war on each other and massacre themselves mercilessly. The remaining ones kill themselves out of depression.

I build a giant statue of a three-legged dog.

[Sal]

The giant three legged dog statue sags on one side and rolls down the hill crushing everything in its path.

I build a weather changer and cause it to rain there is no land left only water

[El Quia]

The incessant rain makes the weather changer to rust and stop working. The water slowly drains away.


I build On the resulting swamp, I build a castle (c'mon! It's easy!).

[The_Lemming]

However, your gardener accidentally leaves the garden hose on too long, and the castle sinks into the mire due to too much water being added to the swamp.

I drain the swamp, build a hill over it, and then build the Jedi temple on the hill.

But instead of training "normal" humanoid beings as Jedi, the Masters are now training an army of.......

LEMMING JEDI!!!!!!!!!

[El Quia]

The lemmings fall all to the Dark Side, destroying themselves in the resulting infighting.


On the ruins, I build a piramid of solid gold with a little diamond on top

[The_Lemming]

Then, four towers with loudspeakers on them arise from the ground, and as they start playing the Lemmings theme song, an army of zombie lemmings arise and bash through the pyramid.

They then melt the gold dust that resulted, and use it to build a giant Lemming statue, and put the diamond on his crown.

[Yes Or Nay]

A portal appears and through it march the prominent warlords with their servants and kill everything in their way. Then, they melt the golden statue and take the blood diamond back through the portal.

On the resulting empty nothingness I build an airport, which ships passengers to Tokyo and Kyoto.