29-06-2009, 08:01 AM | #161 | ||
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Local competition is the least of your worries. your supermarket is in violation of planning act 32b/c section 5, which states, and I quote "No building that houses fridge/freezer units maybe be built more than 1000 feet (304.8 meters) above sea level". I believe this hill is 304.9 meters in stature. Your supermarket has been knocked down and in it's place a giant novelty chicken has appeared.
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29-06-2009, 03:17 PM | #162 | ||
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Location: Capital Federal, Argentina
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The chicken has avian flu, so it dies.
I build a restaurant chain specializes in roasted chicken |
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30-06-2009, 05:09 PM | #163 | ||
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Location: London, England
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You used meat that carried the avian flu virus and your restaurant is shut down. Also you get fined infinity billion dollars.
I build a big sign on the hill that says "EAT LESS CHICKEN" |
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30-06-2009, 05:41 PM | #164 | ||
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Location: Capital Federal, Argentina
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A society dedicated to the extinction of chickens tear down your sign.
I build a town populated entirely by nerd midgets. |
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30-06-2009, 06:12 PM | #165 | ||
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Location: London, England
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Unfortunately, the hill is located in a small town populated by ignorant rednecks, and they storm your nerd haven, burning it down. The few remaining nerds scatter, vowing never to display their intellectual prowess again, lest it be the death of them.
The rednecks build a monument to how great they think their town is. |
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30-06-2009, 07:18 PM | #166 | ||
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Nitra, Slovakia
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it turned out that the monument is actually a big penis and then got owned by local feminists
feminists built a huge pit that suspiciously remind of female genitalia
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30-06-2009, 07:26 PM | #167 | ||
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Location: London, England
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A hitherto undiscovered volcano beneath the hill erupts out of the pit. I lol hard because it looks like the hill is having a period.
I undermine the local sea defences and flood the area, leaving the hill as the only land above water for miles around. I build a huge defensive structure on top with my personal army in it. |
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30-06-2009, 07:54 PM | #168 | ||
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Capital Federal, Argentina
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Your personal army is composed of hamsters, so they get overran by cats. The now empty defensive structure is then easily occupied. I bring it down and sell the debris as souvenirs.
I build a flea market where, among the various goods, is hidden the black falcon. |
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30-06-2009, 09:53 PM | #169 | ||
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: London, England
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I release a horde of poisoned mice, which your falcon eats. He dies.
I build a meth lab on the hill and get all the locals addicted, essentially wiping out the local workforce for years to come, making any construction or demolition work basically impossible for a very long time. |
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01-07-2009, 03:10 PM | #170 | ||
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Presov, Slovakia
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A S.W.A.T. unit raids the compound and afterwards it is razed to the ground (by govermental airforce). I bring my own workers and build a life-sized statue of chainsoar.
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