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Old 25-04-2007, 01:29 PM   #1
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This is my game, what you have to do is create your own product! Make it as funny as possible and use your Imagination!

OK, here's mine:

New Radioactive Antibiotics!

Are you tired of those bad tasting antibiotics? If yes, you need Rad-X!, the only fast acting antibiotic in the world today! It works in a minute!! So what are you waiting for? Call now (666-555-444) and receive 5 pills for only $6.00!!, But wait there's more!! If you call right now you'll receive a 1% discount!!



Warning! Side effects may include the following:
Sterility Headaches
Addiction Dehydration
Withdrawal Pains Loss of Hotdog
Radiation Poisoning
Death
Loss of Balls
Loss of Head

[b]No approved therapeutic claim



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Old 25-04-2007, 01:40 PM   #2
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Death cake



It tastes very good, but its expensive.

2,000,000 Dollars for one.

When you eat it you will get a wonderfull feeling, and then you die...

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Ok, it sucks...
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Old 25-04-2007, 08:40 PM   #3
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haha that was a good one punisher LOL
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Old 26-04-2007, 03:58 AM   #4
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Tired of those pesky mortal enemies?
Well have I got something for you!

Brand new, state of the art, Cursed Amulet of The Horror Demon, Bethalthazaar!

Guaranteed to enrich you with fresh, eyemelting evil!
Will give you the power to destroy your enemies with a single thought!
So what are you waiting for? CALL NOW!!!!! (1-800-666-EVIL)

Warning! Side effects may include:

Soul being held forever in the depthes of Hell,
Severe Death,
Being raped by a demon faun,
and itchy, watery eyes.
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Old 26-04-2007, 08:17 AM   #5
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Riding with bike is always dangerous, so you really want to protect your childrens from the dangers of the streets right?

However, many kids just dont want to wear helmets because they look silly. Thats why we have created an ultimate product.

ChosenProductions +1 Invisible Helmet for Bicycling! Also known as IHB!
Its a new very strong helmet, which is invisible! Now you can protect your kids and they dont have to worry about their looks! The helmet is also useful for other dangerous jobs, such as stuntmen!

Only available at your local supermarkets. Price may vary depending on your area.
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Old 26-04-2007, 09:16 AM   #6
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NEW!!!

Are you tired of those pesky headaches? If yes, you need HeadAway! The fastest acting headache reliever in the world! Call now! (999-HEAD-AWAY)

But wait there's more!! Call now and you'll receive 1 free HeadAway!!

[b]Side effects may include the following:[b]
Loss of head
Decapitation
Dizziness
Drowsiness

And many many more!!!

[b]NO APPROVED THERAPEUTIC CLAIM[b]


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Old 27-04-2007, 08:00 AM   #7
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BUY THE NEW BUTTMIKE TODAY!!!

Did you ever host a large group of people where some of the guests started passing gass you just couldn't hear?

That won't happen ever again if you buy a full party set of BUTTMIKEs. You'll know exactly who farted and throw the bumm out never to invite him over again!
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Old 28-04-2007, 09:36 AM   #8
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TRY IT!

Miraculous polyphone melody for BIGGER breasts.

Just listening to the melody makes your breasts easily enlargened.

Send GET BIG on 22334, to get the melod on your mobile phone for only 25,69 kn.

(Believe it or not, this is a real add I found in todays newspapers in Croatia, if I had a scanner, I'd show you)
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Old 28-04-2007, 10:25 AM   #9
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ChosenProductions presents: Nigeria or bust

This wonderful program works on all systems. It protects your email from those horrible Nigeria-scam letters. Everytime when a protected email-system receive's one, it sends it back + 1000 unidentified viruses to mix the senters system.

This program has beeen tested hunderds of times and it works. Buy now and you will get a five year guarantee if something bad happens.

(Available on shops all around the world. Price may vary depending on your area. Email not included.)
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Old 28-04-2007, 01:35 PM   #10
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TheChosen @ Apr 26 2007, 10:17 AM) [snapback]288483[/snapback]</div>
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Riding with bike is always dangerous, so you really want to protect your childrens from the dangers of the streets right?

However, many kids just dont want to wear helmets because they look silly. Thats why we have created an ultimate product.

ChosenProductions +1 Invisible Helmet for Bicycling! Also known as IHB!
Its a new very strong helmet, which is invisible! Now you can protect your kids and they dont have to worry about their looks! The helmet is also useful for other dangerous jobs, such as stuntmen!

Only available at your local supermarkets. Price may vary depending on your area.
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LOL, read a little to much Donald Duck??
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