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Old 26-09-2005, 09:06 PM   #1131
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Sorry for spamming, but :roflol:
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Old 27-09-2005, 01:55 PM   #1132
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Originally posted by R Havell@Sep 25 2005, 03:26 PM
How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Five to flame the spell checkers.

Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb", another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty-six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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*clears tears* That was one of the best jokes ive ever heard.

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Old 27-09-2005, 03:44 PM   #1133
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Originally posted by TheChosen+Sep 27 2005, 01:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheChosen @ Sep 27 2005, 01:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-R Havell@Sep 25 2005, 03:26 PM
How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Five to flame the spell checkers.

Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb", another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty-six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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*clears tears* That was one of the best jokes ive ever heard. [/b][/quote]
Me too!

Oh... wait....

Urmmm...

I have a joke of some sort or another :

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To see its flat-mate!
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Old 27-09-2005, 03:57 PM   #1134
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I really feel sory for all of you, who won't be able to understand this joke - but it really can't be translated (but it's too good to keep to ones self).

Dvije plavuši razgovaraju:
Jesi li ti Jasmina?
Nisam. Jasmin je mene!
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Old 27-09-2005, 05:29 PM   #1135
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Well, a little translation could help us understand. :whistle: So uhh...
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Old 27-09-2005, 05:31 PM   #1136
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Originally posted by Sebatianos@Sep 27 2005, 04:57 PM
Dvije plavuši razgovaraju:
Jesi li ti Jasmina?
Nisam. Jasmin je mene!
Hahaha! :roflol: That was great! *wipes tears* ... just great... Thanx, Seb!

Oh, and it couldn't be translated. It wouldn't make any sense.
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Old 27-09-2005, 05:36 PM   #1137
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I understand the first two lines, but what does "Jasmin je mene'' mean? :blink:
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Old 27-09-2005, 06:29 PM   #1138
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OK - I'll explain it (a translation wouldn't work):

Two blondes were talking.
"Are you Jasmina?" Jasmina could be either a womans name in the nominative case - or a man's name Jasmin in dative case (grammar). Meaning - Did you do a guy by the name of Jasmin!
"No, Jasmin did me." - I guess that last part could make sense now.

So the question would be - Are you that girl?
The answer - No, that boy "did" (sexually) me.
But it would work in the original language - not in the translation.
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Old 27-09-2005, 06:40 PM   #1139
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Still funny though :P
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Old 28-09-2005, 06:47 PM   #1140
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Originally posted by Sebatianos@Sep 27 2005, 05:57 PM
I really feel sory for all of you, who won't be able to understand this joke - but it really can't be translated (but it's too good to keep to ones self).

Dvije plavuši razgovaraju:
Jesi li ti Jasmina?
Nisam. Jasmin je mene!
What benefits we Croatians have! :angel: :angel: :angel:
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