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Old 09-09-2005, 02:53 PM   #1111
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Originally posted by Toxik@Sep 9 2005, 02:40 PM
those are jokes that arent jokes at all but for some reason,they are funny..
heres another one
a cow is sitting on a branch knitting a coffee.another cow flies by,and askesWhats the time?the first cow pulls a thermometer from her pocket,looks at it and says:thursday
the second cow says: nevermind,i dont have anything to cook with
*Laughs hysterically*
LOL LOL LOL LOL
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Old 09-09-2005, 02:56 PM   #1112
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Originally posted by Fruit Pie Jones+Sep 9 2005, 04:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Fruit Pie Jones @ Sep 9 2005, 04:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sebatianos@Sep 9 2005, 04:27 AM
President asks outraged: "What are you doing boy?"
Boy: "A lawyer!"
Wouldn't "What are you making..." make more sense? As it is, it's comical, but perhaps not for the reason that you intended! [/b][/quote]
You're right - it would make more sense, but I was just quickly translating it into english - and there is an ambiguous verb that's used here that means both doing/making (should have payed more attention).
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Old 09-09-2005, 03:26 PM   #1113
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A cow is sitting on a branch knitting a coffee. Another cow flies by, and asks: Whats the time? The first cow pulls a thermometer from her pocket, looks at it and says: Thursday.
The second cow says: Nevermind,i dont have anything to cook with.
Joke of the day. LOL
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Old 18-09-2005, 05:59 PM   #1114
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Sky news after WTC crash:
(read the message cerafully!)
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Old 18-09-2005, 06:33 PM   #1115
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Oh, come on. Ive even quoted the thread where that was posted.
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Sky news after WTC crash:
(read the message cerafully!)
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Old 18-09-2005, 09:16 PM   #1117
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Originally posted by Unknown Hero@Sep 18 2005, 07:59 PM
Sky news after WTC crash:
(read the message cerafully!)
10 points for originality???
Hero - we already did this HERE!

Anyway - let's go on.

A little boy comes home all wet and his mother asks: What Happened?
The boy answeres: We had dog races!
Then the mother snifs the boy and says: But that doesn't smell like sweat. Smells more like piss!
Boy: I know. The last one had to play the tree! :ranting:
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Old 19-09-2005, 12:13 PM   #1118
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Boy joke:

Three boys were sented to the principal:

Principal to boy 1: Okay, what did you do?
Boy 1: I threw the stone in the river
Principal: Thats nothing. (To boy 2) And what did you do?
Boy 2:I also threw stone in the river.
Principal: Thats nothing. (To boy 3) Let me guess,you also threw stone in the river?
Boy 3:No. Im Mark Stone.

LOL
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Old 19-09-2005, 01:43 PM   #1119
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Little boy is standing on the edge of a cliff,crying.
Man notices him and says:why are you crying?
Boy:my bread fell down there
Man:it was with butter,hm?
Boy:No with my mother
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Old 19-09-2005, 02:08 PM   #1120
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Daddy was driving a car and he sees an cat at the side of the road. "Should I run it over?" The kids shout: "YEAH!" Wroom - no more kitty. Next he sees an elderly woman crossing the road and now mum says "Oh go on dear - hit her!" Wroom - no more old lady. But the blood did cover the entire windshield. So ded stops the car and asks mum to go and wipe the blood off, which she does. But while she's wiping the blood off - the kids say: "Run the bitch over!" WROOM... and the children start to
"Stop your whining - I'll get you a new mum!"
"But when you run the next one over - make sure she cleans the windshield first - we didn't get to see how this one died!"
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