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[Icewolf]

Granted. When you hold them in your hands a tiny earthquake makes you drop them and then they are gone with the wind.


I wish for a more fair spreading of earned money in jobs.

[GTX2GvO]

Granted. I now earn one million a year doing nothing and you earn nothing for doing everything.

I wish for the BEST mobile Internet (or Wi-Fi) connection for my laptop.

[Fruit Pie Jones]

Granted! Five minutes after you boot your laptop, you discover it has a Sony battery, which promptly catches fire and reduces the entire machine to a cinder.

I wish weekends lasted longer than two days.

[Tulac]

Sure they now last 3 days, but weeks last 15 days.

I wish that there would be less annoying people on the world.

[Playbahnosh]

Granted, you die. :bleh:

I wish I had a better video card.

[Fruit Pie Jones]

Granted! Unfortunately, your power supply is too weak to power it, so you buy a new power supply. It does not have the correct plug for your motherboard's jack, so you buy a new motherboard. The new motherboard doesn't fit inside your case, so you buy a new case. The new case doesn't fit under your desk, so you buy a new desk. The new desk doesn't fit in your room, so you grab a sledgehammer and begin to knock out a wall. The sledgehammer turns out to be Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor, who left it at your place after last weekend's LAN party. The instant you strike the wall, it is turned to dust. Thor arrives at that very moment and is horrified to discover that his legendary hammer, slayer of giants and flattener of mountains, is being used for home improvement. As he never liked you much anyway due to your tendency to cheat at Counter-Strike, this is the last straw for Thor. He grabs Mjolnir from your hand and pronounces a curse on your family. Since you don't speak Old Norse, you have no idea what he says and don't react at all to the curse. Thor cannot believe your impudence and shoots a lightning bolt from his finger which renders you permanently blind.

I wish I could travel faster than light.

[Tulac]

for the reply


Granted, you are now an elderly citizen running for the free seat in the bus.

I wish that I had less posts in this topic.

[Playbahnosh]

(meh. you always make me kill you dude. I'm almost ashamed of myself )

Granted, you di...um...no...wait a sec...you are ba...no, that's not good either...hmm....Oh, I know, you have absolutely no posts in this topic, because you posted to the wrong topic all along. Yeah, I managed NOT to kill you this time. How rad am I

I wish Alex never became a priest.

[Tulac]

Granted, he is now a nun.

I wish Playbahnosh had never killed me.

[chumloofah]

Granted.
You deny him the pleasure by wringing your neck in the bath until you pass out and drown.

I wish I could play the guitar like jimmy hendrix without turning into jimmy hendrix.
i know that's what you were thinking.
So without quantum leaps and stuff.
And I want to keep my soul.
Just me...
Playing the guitar.
With the mad skill of a jimmy hendrix.
No surprises.