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A cat raped by a rabbid!?, or whatever it does
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17-10-2004, 07:51 AM
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying: See if his/her lips are moving.
What happened when 24 lawyers were kidnapped: He threatened to let one out every hour until his demands were met. I think we all know where they came from  |
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A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ."
The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it." LOL LOL LOL Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken! LOL LOL LOL |
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17-10-2004, 07:58 AM
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A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents." LOL LOL LOL |
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18-10-2004, 01:47 PM
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A Swedish sergeant talked to the soldiers.
It's been three weeks since we last time changed our underwear, so Svensson changes with Andersson, Karlsson changes with Fredriksson... Aren't those swedes funny :bleh: |
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19-10-2004, 07:52 PM
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One day, in a mental facility, a nut was 'walking' a tin can he cald Fifi down a corridor, when a psychaitrist asks him:
-So, how are you and Fifi doing today? -You moron, can't xou see tis is just tin can! So the psychaitrist walks away thinking the nut finally came to his sensess. A couple of seconds later the nut says: -Hey Fifi, we fooled hem, didn't we? Yes we did! Yes we did!
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A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly." Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four." Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?"
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