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Q: What’s black and charred and hangs from the ceiling? A: A Swedish electricion. Q: Why does it smell so good at night in Sweden? A: Because Swedes sleep with their windows shut. A sign on a antiqueshop window: - "We buy, sell and exchange. Bring your wife along and make the deal of a lifetime." Here's a couple of Finnish jokes: Q: What does education cost in Finland? A: Your sanity. Q: What happened, when Matias threw a Swedish book at Kalles head? A: His swedish knowledge increased. |
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25-09-2004, 01:38 PM
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A man orders a bottle of Whisky in his favourite tavern. "Well, already again a controversy with the wife?", the barkeeper asks. - "And what one! The feathers just flew in such a way!" - "Nevertheless", the barkeeper means. "And what did she say?" - the guest takes a large sip: "Come out from under the bed, you cowardly pig!"
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25-09-2004, 02:59 PM
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Q: What is steaming and full of fingers?
A: Babystew. Whats small but long, and at the end, hard. caterpillar |
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25-09-2004, 06:44 PM
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Bush and Queen Elizabeth are in royal coach, heading to Buckingham Palace.
Suddenly, one of the horses makes a loud fart. The Queen blushes and says:"Oh sir, I'm really sorry." Bush smiles and replies:"Oh, it's nothing, your Majesty. I thought it was the horse."  Take this RedDiablo! :bleh: |
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25-09-2004, 06:45 PM
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But why RedDiablo? |
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25-09-2004, 06:47 PM
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He posted jokes about Italian.......and is Manchester United fan.....I greet him anyway
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25-09-2004, 08:28 PM
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Why is a blonde sitting on top of a 14-floor high building at the bottom of wich is a coffee bar?
-Drinks are on the house!
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Cosmo Kramer: You know you're not supposed to brush your teeth for 24 hours before you go to the dentist. Jerry Seinfeld: I think you're thinking of 'You're not supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery'. Cosmo Kramer: Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength. |
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25-09-2004, 10:03 PM
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Why did Hitler commited suicide?
He got his gas bill. |
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26-09-2004, 07:15 AM
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Thought a while about posting this one as it's not very nice...
But after seeing Unknown heros above I guess anything goes...?  Why do italians grow big, bushy mustaches ? So they can look more like their grandmothers... I REALLY hope there's no italians with bushy mustaches around... :whistle: |
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26-09-2004, 07:40 AM
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The family of of astronomy enthusiasts are rushing up the stairs to their rooftop
telescope, the mother and father first, and the children stringing along behind. 'Oh dad,' says the daughter, 'I can see Uranus.' 'Thats nothing', says the son, 'I can see Mars'. :whistle:  |
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