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"Yo mama's so fat i run around her for exercise"
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02-09-2004, 10:32 PM
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Do you remember when we were on the bus and you looked out of the window and I put my ass in the window and everybody thought we were twins?
Well, not funny..... DAMN i need to learn more jokes  |
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02-09-2004, 10:34 PM
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Q:What are 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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03-09-2004, 10:43 AM
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03-09-2004, 10:50 AM
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I wish you to catch your chidlren with magnetes!
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08-09-2004, 12:38 PM
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Two frogs are crossing the street...
frog1: Watch out, it's a truck-uck-uck-uck... frog2: Yeah, and it has a trailer-ler-ler-ler...
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Cosmo Kramer: You know you're not supposed to brush your teeth for 24 hours before you go to the dentist. Jerry Seinfeld: I think you're thinking of 'You're not supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery'. Cosmo Kramer: Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength. |
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08-09-2004, 12:44 PM
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What's small, black and scratching the glass?
A baby in a microwave! What's red and sprinkles all around? A baby playing with a microwave! I know a couple of jew jokes, but they'r too offensive, antisemitistic, sick, perverse, racistic........, so....
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Cosmo Kramer: You know you're not supposed to brush your teeth for 24 hours before you go to the dentist. Jerry Seinfeld: I think you're thinking of 'You're not supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery'. Cosmo Kramer: Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength. |
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08-09-2004, 12:49 PM
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How do you know where a Herzegovian lives???
You can see toilet paper drying on a string in front of the house. What's the difference between a rich Herzegovian and a poor Herzegovian??? The poor Herzegovian does+nt use a car-wash to wash his Mercedes...
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Cosmo Kramer: You know you're not supposed to brush your teeth for 24 hours before you go to the dentist. Jerry Seinfeld: I think you're thinking of 'You're not supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery'. Cosmo Kramer: Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength. |
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08-09-2004, 01:22 PM
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You have a crush on Herzegovians, haven't you? :wub:
I was there, lying in the bed completely naked missing your soft touch and the warm feeling you gave me.... Where are you????? FUCKING PYJAMA!!!!! |
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08-09-2004, 03:42 PM
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Thanks Prox, I didn't know those baby jokes
 .A man run into his house and says to his wife, "I've just won the lottery! Start packing your bags!" "What should I pack for," says his wife "hot or cold weather?" "I don't care, as long as your out of the house by midday!" |
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