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Originally posted by TheVoid@Sep 2 2004, 12:18 AM
A bear is hunting a bunny: he's on the way to catch him and eat him, when suddenly a fairy appears. The two animals stiop running, and look at her astonished.
"I will grant to each of you two wishes", she says.
"Well", says the bear " I want to be the most charming among bears, so that all females will like me".
"Your wish is granted", says the fairy.
"I", says the bunny, "want a fast motorbike, with plenty of petrol and ready to run."
"So be as you wish", replies the fairy.
"My last wish", says the bear, "is to be the only male among bears, so that I won't have any opponent when I want to seduce a female."
"So be it", says the fairy. "What's your second wish, bunny?"
"I want this bear to be homosexual " says the bunny, then jumps on the motorbike and shoots off with a squeal of tyres

Haha, that was mean