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[Unknown Hero]

A:If you kick yellow and black man from a mountain, who do you think will fall first?
B:Who cares?

[Yobor]

Originally posted by UnHoly@May 14 2005, 02:04 PM
It's bit stupid, but not so bad Here's worse, I think":

What colour is old Alien with red eyes' hair??
Grey!
:blink:
Could any one explain it to me??

Its cause a certain kind of alien is the "Grey"

[a1s]

I had a do once and it had no nose.
how did it smell then?
badly.

[Sebatianos]

Two Eskimos are walking through the Sahara desert.
1: "They sure have icy winters here."
2: "What makes you say that?"
1: "Look at how heavy they are sanding the roads!"

[Classic Pig]

Ok camels are out and elephants are in!

Q.Why is there a 12 'o clock curfew in place in Africa?
A. Elephants skydive at midnight.

Q.Why are crocodiles flat?
a. They ignored the curfew.

Q.How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?
A.Paint his toenails red.

Q.How do you know it works?
A.Have you ever seen an elephant in cherry tree?

Q. How do you know you have an elephant under your bed?
A. You wake up and your nose is 6 inches from the ceiling...

OK enough for now but I have many more (sad!!!)

[JudgeDeadd]

What is it: small, white and eats rocks?
Small, white rock eater.

What is it: small, white and eats sand?
Small, white rock eater on a diet!!!

- Dad, give me 50 dollars
- 40 dollars? Why do you need 30 dollars? Okay, here you have 20 dollars and don't lose those 10 dollars!

How many actions do you need to put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
3: open refrigerator, put in giraffe, close fridge.

How many actions do you need to put an elephant into a refrigerator?
4: open refrigerator, put out the giraffe, put in elephant, close fridge.

Lion announced a great meeting of all animals. Which animal didn't come?
- Elephant, it's sitting in the fridge!!!

There's a river in Africa, inhabited by crocodiles. You have no bridge, no boat, and you want to get to the other side. How?
- Just swim, all the crocodiles are on the great meeting...

What do you call a man which hasn't got a left eye, left arm, left leg, left ear?
- ALL RIGHT!!!

What is the favourite drink of platfrom game players?
- 7-Up

[Shifter]

Well, there used to be this really gullible girl (whom ironically I dated) at my church..and we used to make up jokes that were nonsense and tell her..and she would always pretend to get it so as not to feel stupid..it was really fun.

One of them was:

Q:How many pancakes does it take to cover a football field?
A:Two because a motorcycle doesn't have doors.

Now..a real joke that people used to tell..which is kinda pathetic now that I think about it..and sorry if this is over vulgar..

You just casually throw into conversion: "Oh man, this morning I ran over a dickfor(saying this as one fast word) with my car!"

The person then says, "What's a dick for?"

Wee.

[a1s]

Originally posted by Shifter@Jul 20 2005, 07:50 AM
The person then says, "What's a dick for?"

they had that on Southpark (with a "ButFor" though).
anyway this joke has to be told, but I think we'll manage:
so a circus comes to town and has posters all over that say " a pig that can speak french", so everyone offcourse decides to go. at the circus as man and a pig come on to the stage.
the man says:
"parle vous fraceis?" and kicks the pig.
the pig screams "oiiii!"

[omg]

LOL
it is said that most women prefer men with 8 inch penisis
no way am i cutting 4 inches off of mine to impress a women.
humour (or is it)

[Stroggy]

Hmmm... a joke dedicated to all my long-haired friends at Greenpeace:

A seal walks into a club.