16-06-2005, 03:35 AM
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You should be sorry - it's unhelathy for me to laugh so hard so early in the morning!
@Tulac: Now that really is a permenent solution to most of the problems!  k: I'm ordering their services right now! |
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16-06-2005, 04:00 AM
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16-06-2005, 04:29 AM
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An american and a russian are going for a walk on the beach.
after awihle they get into an argument about submarines: "Our submarines are FAR superior to yours!" says the russian, "They can stay underwater for 5 years without resurfacing!" The american just laughs and says:"Whatever... ours can stay underwater for up to 10 whole years!" Suddenly the water on thier side starts to bubble and a submarine emerges... The top opens and a man says: "HEIL HITLER! is the war over yet?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ....hmm i just realized that it isnt as funny when you write it down oh well i didnt write it down for nothing :bleh: |
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16-06-2005, 09:52 AM
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An oldie (and clean even):
First week of school and the teacher was asking her 7 year old class what they were doing during the summer. "We went to visit Na-na," said a little girl. "You should try and talk like a grown up - We went to visit grandmother." Next a little boy said: "We went on a trip with a choo-choo." "I just said, you shouldn't talk like that - We went on a train trip." Now the next little boy made a deep voice and wanted to sound like a grown up: "I read a book. It was Winny the Sh*t!" |
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16-06-2005, 01:30 PM
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it seems that you like babyes jokes:...............here it goes!
Q:how do you make a baby shut up? A:you stick a shotgun in his mouth. Q:wigh is the oldest baby in the world? A:the one dropped in formone 200 years ago....... Q:why the government of china Will allow baby mass murdering? A:too many mouths to feed Comunist bulshit. Q:wich is the tallest baby in the world? A:the one who got "high" on booze... Q:wich is the worsest thing after aids? A:unprogramed babyes made by accident.... :Brain: ..... :evil: ..be a sadick...live your life... |
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16-06-2005, 01:31 PM
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it seems that you like babyes jokes:...............here it goes!
Q:how do you make a baby shut up? A:you stick a shotgun in his mouth. Q:wigh is the oldest baby in the world? A:the one dropped in formone 200 years ago....... Q:why the government of china Will allow baby mass murdering? A:too many mouths to feed Comunist bulshit. Q:wich is the tallest baby in the world? A:the one who got "high" on booze... Q:wich is the worsest thing after aids? A:unprogramed babyes made by accident.... :Brain: ..... :evil: ..be a sadick...live your life... |
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16-06-2005, 02:48 PM
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LOL
@-MadMarius- THe best one was the first one! LOL |
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16-06-2005, 04:39 PM
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@MadMarius:
Why did you post that twice? Not that I mind the jokes, but... a double post? OK Baby - momy jokes: B: I don't like grandpa. M: Then just eat the potatoes around him! B: Should I make grandma ready for diner? M: We still got half of grandpa in the fridge! B: I don't like spagetti. M: Shut up, or I'll pull the veins out of other arm too! B: I don't wanna go to Australia. M: Shut up and keep on swimming! B: Mom! I can only run in circles. M: Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground too! B: Mom, why are those people outside bleeding? M: Shut up and reload the shotgun! |
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16-06-2005, 09:09 PM
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Jokes are getting more and more cruel, how about some funny ones? :blink:
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16-06-2005, 10:41 PM
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Well, heres a couple of Micheal Jackson jokes.
During the end of the trial, the jury was heard to say: We the jury find the defendant, creepy. After the trial, Micheal Jackson headed back to the neverland ranch where his loyal staff were waiting for him right behind the front gates. Here's a picture of his trustworthy staff.  And also, after going home, he recieved a message on his answering machine he'd been long awaiting. On quote, "Hi, this is Lost and Found, could you plz decribe the nose in question?." And another message"Hi, this is Saddam Hussein, where can I find one of those dumb...behind....jurys?" LOL |
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