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[Havell]

Time for a rude joke:

A man moves into a monastry on a distant mountain miles from anywhere. After the head of the monastry has finished showing him around the man asked him a question, "I know we are swore not to have sex with any women but what do we do when the urge just gets too great?"
"Ah, we have thought of that, follow me.", they both go down to the basement where there is a barrel with a hole in it. "When your urges overcome you just come down here and insert your penis into this hole."
The man decides to try it out, so he puts his **** in the hole and has a brilliant experience. He finds the boss and says to him, "Wow, that barrel is great! You say I can use it any time I like?"
"Yes, you can, apart from on Thursdays."
"Why not Thursdays?"
"Because then it's your turn in the barrel."

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Originally posted by Unknown Hero@Sep 20 2004, 04:30 PM
Man you really can't count 2 with 2 (expression in Croatia)!!!
You see, in every car with gas, there is also a tank for gasoline (so there are two tanks). They filled a tank for gasoline with water, but tank with gas remained filled with gas. Got it now?

Oh I get it. I know nothing about cars so it ain't my fault I didnt get it.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Originally posted by Stobe@Sep 20 2004, 09:15 PM
But the woman part, i think Finnish LADIES are the best!

I believe you have all forgotten about the Australians. Remind me one more time who miss universe is please.

[Red Diablo]

Originally posted by R Havell@Sep 20 2004, 10:35 PM
Time for a rude joke:

A man moves into a monastry on a distant mountain miles from anywhere. After the head of the monastry has finished showing him around the man asked him a question, "I know we are swore not to have sex with any women but what do we do when the urge just gets too great?"
"Ah, we have thought of that, follow me.", they both go down to the basement where there is a barrel with a hole in it. "When your urges overcome you just come down here and insert your penis into this hole."
The man decides to try it out, so he puts his **** in the hole and has a brilliant experience. He finds the boss and says to him, "Wow, that barrel is great! You say I can use it any time I like?"
"Yes, you can, apart from on Thursdays."
"Why not Thursdays?"
"Because then it's your turn in the barrel."

HAHAHAHAHA !

This is the best one on all the pages so far !

Rude jokes (and also blonde) rule ! k:

[Stobe]

DIRTY IQ TEST:

Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?



Answers:

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4. chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush
(Didn't know wheater to put it in here or in the IQ thread)

[Havell]

Lol, that one's good .

[Stobe]

One question what does lol mean?

[Havell]

It means "Lots Of Laughs" or "Laugh Out Loud".

[Stobe]

Thanks, i was kinda wondering that... laughing... :whistle: so obvious.

Q: Why did the swede cross the road?

A: He didn't know eihter.

Swedish jokes are the main course of laughter.

[Prox]

That one about the swede and the brick reminded me of another blonde joke:

-You throw a blonde and a brick out of a plane, wich one will drop first?
-Well, the brick naturally, the blonde will get lost along the way...

-What is a blonde with two brain cells?
-A very talented blonde.

-What does the blonde say when she sees a banana peal on the street?
-Oh, no I'm going to fall again...

Oh, and here's one related tho these:

A blonde, a brunette and a black haired woman (I don't know how they'r called in english so I'll just call them blackettes ) were out fishing and they caught a gold fish, and the fish says:
-I'll grant you each a wish if you let me go...
The blonde says:
-I wish I was 100 times smarter...
The brunette says:
-I wish I was 100 times smarter too!!!
The blackette says:
-Well, I guess I want to be 100 times smarter aswell!
And the next day the blonde wakes up, takes a look in the mirror and sees that she is now a blonde, the brunette wakes up, takes a look in the mirror and sees that she is now a blackette, and at last the blackette wakes up and scratches HIS balls...

Sorry ladies B)