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granted, but its Q:
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[esgmaster]

Granted, but since nobody knows what your wish was, you get sent to Raccoon City about 5 seconds before the zombie outbreak occurs...

I wish I was Albert Wesker from Resident Evil...

[CaitSith]

Granted: but a crap player picks you and you die painfully.

[esgmaster]

Last I checked, the only time anyone could play as Wesker it was a minigame in the series, and thus not canon if he dies...

I wish people would stop not making wishes...

[CaitSith]

Granted. But so many people make wishes that the server overloads and crashes.

I wish I had pie.

[The_Lemming]

Granted, but it hits you right in the face, thrown out of an Aperture Science Handheld Pie Gun by a Lemming.

I wish for an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

[supa_mario]

Granted but in order to get one. You must first go through Aperture laboratory's. You don't make it out of the fire pit.

I wish for a Direct X 9 version of Just Cause 2.

[The_Lemming]

Granted, but then Microsoft goes bankrupt and DirectX no longer exists.

I wish to be a ninja.

[esgmaster]

Granted, you go to Japan and train for the next 500 years to be a ninja. However you died of old age first.

I wish to be Boba Fett.

[The_Lemming]

Granted, but you are then ambushed by 50 Jedi, who kill you.

I wish for Abandonia to be back to normal.