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[esgmaster]

The movie sucks and the company goes bankrupt.

Aliens take over.

[B-Wolf]

Duke Nukem comes and kills all of the aliens. After that, he stays on the hill to make sure that things are all right.

[esgmaster]

Son Goku removes Duke from the hill.

Son Goku and friends guard the hill.

[B-Wolf]

A low budget movie company comes and starts filming by the hill. The corny acting and terrible dialogue is too much for Son Goku and friends to take and they flee from the hill. The hill is now in control of the low budget movie company.

[esgmaster]

Cell takes over the hill, and makes it Animetown.

[The_Lemming]

The Lemmings march up the hill, bash through the town, and then build the great Pyramid of the Lemmings on the hill.

[supa_mario]

Mario Jumps on the lemmings heads, crushing them with his own body mass. Before lowering the flag beside the pyramid of Lemmings and setting off fireworks .

[esgmaster]

Sonic runs around Mario, causing a tornado, thus sending Mario into the sky. (and then the sun)

Alucard (from Hellsing) takes over the hill along with the rest of Hellsing.

[The_Lemming]

Then, portals open underneath all of them, and they fall into an underground Aperture Science Testing Chamber, filled with Aperture Science High-Energy Pellets. Then, the new Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is built on the hill.

[esgmaster]

Ewoks attack your settlement and turn it into...

Endor's Moon on a hill...