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Old 26-03-2005, 10:49 AM   #11
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if i were god i would see to it that the concept of Crusader Online (you know...no remorse, no regret) was actually made, then we would all lan so f*cking hard you'll be able to see the damn silencer from outer space!

...and i would make it so WinXP has DOS, so we dont need to use any emulators!

and i would force EA to disband and reform Westwood, Interplay and Black Isle!

and give myself the worlds largest porn collection! and make pornstar devon live with me, muhahaha...
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Old 26-03-2005, 10:59 AM   #12
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I would probably turn myself into a girl, just to see how it's like, and do it with some hot gay girl that I can't get as a guy.

(edit: I hope I will be able to transfrom back in time!!! :blink: )
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Old 26-03-2005, 11:14 AM   #13
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If I became God I suddenly wouldn't exist as there is no God.

And then I'd make sure that I am invisible in the sense that when people see me they suddenly remember something important and have to hurry along so I don't get jackarses always wanting to say something to me, but if I started talking to someone then I wouldn't be invisible to that person. This would work wonderfully as I only talk to people I want to talk to.
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Old 26-03-2005, 12:57 PM   #14
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If I could play god for ten minutes I would kill every stupid person everywhere (I don't mean like actually retarded or mentally handicapped, I mean the stupid people.) Since that would take no time at all because all I would do is kill everyone everywhere, I would spend the rest of the 10 minutes changing the composition of the earth and making another Human-like species. Except all of them woould be beautiful and love me.
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Old 26-03-2005, 01:22 PM   #15
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What makes you think these new humans are going to be better than the old humans. A human is a human they are all the same.
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Old 26-03-2005, 04:09 PM   #16
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I would make myself god permanently. then continue to god...
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Old 26-03-2005, 04:33 PM   #17
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I would make myself back..

and then have sex with the most beautiful girl in the world k:
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Old 26-03-2005, 04:33 PM   #18
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I'd delete Iron Scarecrow with ctrl-alt-del No, honestly...hm, If I were a God for 10 minutes, i'd give myself the power to turn invisible and incoporial for eternity, and make myself immortal, and give myself a "become un-immortal" button that only I can push. Then i'd be happy.

Edit: and i'd make every movie in the entire WORLD able to become animated GIF's with sound, and they are all under 1 meg.
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Old 26-03-2005, 04:45 PM   #19
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Can I get a copy of those movies?
That would really make me a believer (I'd give my soul - even my atheism away, to get those :bleh: ).
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Old 26-03-2005, 04:55 PM   #20
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heheh..

Strange..

A GOD on a PC??? :blink:
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