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[ianfreddie07]

First: 2NE1 - Fire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ck-DAeWEpU

Review:

Intro is only the EH EH E-EH-EH E-EH-EH TWENNYONE, EH EH E-EH-EH E-EH-EH YOU BETTER RING THE ALARM. WTF. Other parts of the song involve the other members doing more sexy stuff while blasting your ears with incomprehensible lyrics of what the hell. Then the chorus just does more of the EH EH E-EH-EH E-EH-EH TWENNYONE, EH EH E-EH-EH E-EH-EH YOU BETTER RING THE ALARM. The icing on the cake is that it's one of the TOP SONGS IN THE PHILIPPINES. Not sweet. The only saving grace is Sandara Park and a slightly catchy but repetitive "EH EH E-EH-EH E-EH-EH TWENNYONE, EH EH E-EH-EH E-EH-EH YOU BETTER RING THE ALARM"

Rating: 0.5/5

Second song: Nobody - Wondergirls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz9LQy0rmq0

Review:

Intro of this goes like some korean MJ wannabe sings inaudible lyrics, then it goes: I want nobody, nobody but you! *clap clap* I want nobody, nobody but you! then some more incomprehensible korean lyric shit. And somehow the beat of the song is recycled. I think there's a song with a similar beat with this whatever-it-is. Anyway, it's almost as horrible as 2NE1's Fire. The only thing to like is the girls dancing, but then that's not saying much.

Rating: 0.5/5

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LOL

Ian's the only man on his islands with any sense of music! I feel for you man, we're goona need to fly you outta there and get you to north america ASAP

EDIT: Wait ian, in the first video, the ladies wearing funny glasses and ear mugs...is this casual Filipino attire?