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Old 29-06-2009, 08:01 AM   #161
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Local competition is the least of your worries. your supermarket is in violation of planning act 32b/c section 5, which states, and I quote "No building that houses fridge/freezer units maybe be built more than 1000 feet (304.8 meters) above sea level". I believe this hill is 304.9 meters in stature. Your supermarket has been knocked down and in it's place a giant novelty chicken has appeared.
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Old 29-06-2009, 03:17 PM   #162
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The chicken has avian flu, so it dies.


I build a restaurant chain specializes in roasted chicken
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Old 30-06-2009, 05:09 PM   #163
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You used meat that carried the avian flu virus and your restaurant is shut down. Also you get fined infinity billion dollars.

I build a big sign on the hill that says "EAT LESS CHICKEN"
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Old 30-06-2009, 05:41 PM   #164
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A society dedicated to the extinction of chickens tear down your sign.


I build a town populated entirely by nerd midgets.
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Old 30-06-2009, 06:12 PM   #165
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Unfortunately, the hill is located in a small town populated by ignorant rednecks, and they storm your nerd haven, burning it down. The few remaining nerds scatter, vowing never to display their intellectual prowess again, lest it be the death of them.

The rednecks build a monument to how great they think their town is.
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Old 30-06-2009, 07:18 PM   #166
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it turned out that the monument is actually a big penis and then got owned by local feminists

feminists built a huge pit that suspiciously remind of female genitalia
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Old 30-06-2009, 07:26 PM   #167
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A hitherto undiscovered volcano beneath the hill erupts out of the pit. I lol hard because it looks like the hill is having a period.

I undermine the local sea defences and flood the area, leaving the hill as the only land above water for miles around. I build a huge defensive structure on top with my personal army in it.
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Old 30-06-2009, 07:54 PM   #168
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Your personal army is composed of hamsters, so they get overran by cats. The now empty defensive structure is then easily occupied. I bring it down and sell the debris as souvenirs.


I build a flea market where, among the various goods, is hidden the black falcon.
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Old 30-06-2009, 09:53 PM   #169
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I release a horde of poisoned mice, which your falcon eats. He dies.

I build a meth lab on the hill and get all the locals addicted, essentially wiping out the local workforce for years to come, making any construction or demolition work basically impossible for a very long time.
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A S.W.A.T. unit raids the compound and afterwards it is razed to the ground (by govermental airforce). I bring my own workers and build a life-sized statue of chainsoar.
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