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View Poll Results: What Do You Consider the Quality of My Jokes to Be?
Great! I laugh all day! 1 8.33%
Pretty good. I've seen worse. 1 8.33%
Alright. I detest most, but you have your moments. 0 0%
Okay. Not too good. 0 0%
No Comment. That's what I think. 0 0%
Corny, but if like that, okay. 0 0%
Pretty bad. I like to think I could do better. 3 25.00%
I've seen better from a talking Gecko. 3 25.00%
Does "No joke, when the nosk gets poked" sum up my opinion enough for you? CRAP! 0 0%
I'm sorry, you joke? Oh, those? Ha, those were so bad, I didn't even think of them as jokes. 4 33.33%
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Old 03-10-2013, 04:02 AM   #1
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Default Quality Of My Jokes

M.O.M., My Mommas!

So, Pool, no, Pool: nooooo... POLL: (Typiign Troublews Lols)

Achem, POLL:

What do you think about the quality of my jokes?
(This post may not or may be withstanding)

This is my first time doing a poll so I'm just testing this.

Ah, I understand how it works now.

Heh, vote away, Knuttos!
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Old 03-10-2013, 10:05 AM   #2
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This poll is your best so far
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Old 03-10-2013, 08:51 PM   #3
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It my only one so far... :blandface: :shrug:
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"...this forum seems like a bunch of jumbled posts all bound together, except a toddler has been tearing "Posts" out of the "Binder"."

"And here we are, in the shadows, patiently awaiting a reply to appear, in it's natural habitat."

"Why quote someone else when you alone have enough ridiculous posts for the whole forum's user base?" -All Quotes StaaViinsZ
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Old 04-10-2013, 11:49 AM   #4
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Sorry, Stavinz.
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Old 04-10-2013, 12:36 PM   #5
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HA, but the joke's on you all!! This whole poll is a joke! Which you participated in! 2 people voted They've seen better from a talking gecko! Ha! That was a joke in-in- of-itself!

I regret to inform you that I will have to go live with the green elf, Scatty, as he is the only one who supports my worthy cause. You, you, SLEAZY CRICKETS! It was Jonh Sabugs that cursed the whole thing from the very beginning! He was the first to vote nay, and therefor the Condemning factor in this play by Staavspeare in which Staav is upheld by an angry lynch!

CURSE YOU, JONH SABUGS!!!

AND TO THE REST OF YOU--
ZIPPITY-DOO-DA-DAY I SAY TO YOU ALL!
ZIPPITY-DOO-DA-DAY!!!!

SMILE TRANSLATION INCOMING, FAST!

ME: "Whaddaya think"

CROWD: "IDIOCY! NONSENSE!"

ME: "BUT I WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE FUNNY!!"

CROWD: "OFF WITH HIS HEAD! NO WAIT, JUST SHOOT HIM, HE DOESN'T HAVE A HEAD!"


ME: "Nay! DO NOT POKE! IS NO JOKE! NO JOKE! NO JOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!"

(Crowd overwhelms, scene fades.)

Legend:

AB USERS(MOST)= &

Me= & and then

Scatty= (without the hypocracy part!)

Alright, *sniff sniff*, goodbye all.
I shall become hermit after a short while of living with Scatty. (He can only support me for so long)
maybe I'll move to Switzerland, or, I dunno, Nebraska. You know, same thing, 'ight?
peace out, bros. Faithful to the last. I lay In bones. More than you ever gave me...
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"Why quote someone else when you alone have enough ridiculous posts for the whole forum's user base?" -All Quotes StaaViinsZ
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Old 04-10-2013, 01:07 PM   #6
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Don't know about quality, but size is obviously enormous...
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Old 04-10-2013, 02:18 PM   #7
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I'm not an elf, I'm a goblin. That modern medieval market with flamespitting actors and rock-guitar-including rock music based on medieval songs type. With a silver chain and a Sowilo-rune around the neck. You get the picture.
So you might want to re-think that living part

But yeah, I kind of find you entertaining, together with Yoga you make the forum much less quiet and boring than without.
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Old 04-10-2013, 06:13 PM   #8
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Heh, take it easy, I was just screwing with you. I still can't tell when you are joking, since I can't make much sense of most of your posts, but I think you are a nice person overall.

Cheers.
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Old 05-10-2013, 03:51 AM   #10
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Don't know about quality, but size is obviously enormous...
Enormous? PAH! I've made post twice as long as that!

Quote:
I'm not an elf, I'm a goblin.
I know, I know, I just thought of Elf and decided to go with it...

DEAR ME, I'VE OFFENDED MY LAST SUPPORTER!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Achemm, Back to my senses.

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That modern medieval market with flamespitting actors and rock-guitar-including rock music based on medieval songs type. With a silver chain and a Sowilo-rune around the neck. You get the picture.
Totally do not get the picture. At all. What is a sowilo-rune? I have no clue what you are talking about, no joke.

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But yeah, I kind of find you entertaining, together with Yoga you make the forum much less quiet and boring than without.
Thank ye much, kind sir.-- SOME ONE-- HAND THIS MAN A PIECE OF EIGHT!!!!


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Heh, take it easy, I was just screwing with you. I still can't tell when you are joking, since I can't make much sense of most of your posts, but I think you are a nice person overall.
What part of my previous post did you have trouble grabbing hold of me joking?

Was it the part where I yelled "CURSE YOU, JONH SABUGS!", or the part that I said "Legend: AB Members="?

I try to make everything kind of funny, while still making a point within it.

In this case, I was mildly annoyed that you had voted down, but I was putting on a facade for comedy that much exaggerated it.
Actually, from the moment I saw your vote, I was planning that joke...

My opinions are not very strong. They are intended to come off as planly rediculous. If you strip away the thick layer of Strangeness, though, it becomes a mild opinion, that probably wouldn't even have been expressed had it not been exaggerated so much.

Of course, that's not to say I want people to take my posts as complete jokes. Then no one will reply!

So that's why they have actual content within their jokery. Not to mention it all makes so much more sense when nonsense is based in realness, eh?

Anyway, when you read them, just be open-minded, and keep in mind that I'm probably not too serious most of the time.

If I may resume nonsense?
OKAY?!?!




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Never ask questions you don't want to know the answer to
Of Course I wanted to know the answer! Well, at least I thought I did.

What I Didn't want to know was the mockery which is this thread!

Wait, I'm losing it... I don't know what I'm talking about... Yeah, anyway...


Anyway, I trust this is all very good-natured and such, but I guess I should not be surprised... My type of joke is often only completely understood by me and at times only laughed at by me.

May I quote Chatbox Happenings?

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16-09, 03:28 StaaViinsZ
Their replies came but a few minutes later... but was I there? Nay, Nay, I 'Twas not. I came at 10:30, after I had finished my message... but it was TOO LATE!! ONLY AMAYIROT AKAGO WAS LEFT TO ANSWER!!! Sob, Sob...

16-09, 05:02 Smiling Spectre
* Smiling Spectre have no idea what Stavinz says, but it looks important!
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'allo?

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ALLO?!?!?!?!

03-09, 03:28 StaaViinsZ
I'm noticed and commented on but never spoken to in person... Kinda strange, but it happens to a lot of people. Traffic Directors, Regular people. Wait, Regular people? Yeah, from backstabbers. Noticed and commented on but never spoken to directly. Wait, does this mean everyone in this chatbox is a BACKSTABBER? No no no... Just tardy.

03-09, 09:23 Mighty Midget
the monologue is strong in this one

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As long as we're calling it Lagland, I appear to have stepped though the "Lagging Glass", and have already met the "Lagging Rabbit" with a very important Chatbox conversation.


05-09, 01:21 Mighty Midget
a good way to kill a joke, saying "lol"
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Okay, so those are the weirdest I could find on short notice and laze.

And most of them only show people are nice enough here to take them well

Uhmm... anyway... I seem to have suddenly run out of material.
Plus my thought process was interrupted by church and a long meal.

Haha, Bye then!

STUVAN =_=
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