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He sends you directly to hell without any permission.
 I'm soooo evil if...
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08-01-2009, 07:47 AM
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... I loosen the cap of the saltshaker in a restaurant....
 Tehe... Phoning hell's hotline is evil if ...
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08-01-2009, 09:29 AM
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... hell freezes over and it becomes a cold-line.
Phones in general are evil if...
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08-01-2009, 03:19 PM
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...If someone calls you and the phone redirects you to amazon.com to pay a lot of money for nothing.
Mobile phone viruses are evil if...
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08-01-2009, 07:21 PM
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they fall in to the water
Next: You are evil if...... |
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09-01-2009, 07:33 AM
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... if I spell it backwards and execute teh following code:
#include <string.h> #include <stdio.h> int main(void) { char *str = "a"; strcat (str, "live"); printf ("I am %s", str); exit(1); return 0; } Teh is evil if...
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10-01-2009, 09:06 AM
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If you miss it up with a common english article, 'the'.
English articles are evil if...
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12-01-2009, 12:15 PM
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you don`t speek inglish.
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13-01-2009, 11:41 AM
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You're the only one to use Inglish.
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13-01-2009, 08:58 PM
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they speek spanish
The espanish pizza are evil if... |
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