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[Blood-Pigggy]

I have a weird idea for a game.
You take someone who has posted previously (Similair to the kill thread) then tell a story about them.
The only catch is that after each point in the story, you have to make a picture of it using emoticons.
Something like this:

Tom Henrik was walking to the mall, when he met Taikara.


But all of a sudden a ninja jumped out!


He punched Tom in the gut, he was not happy!
:ranting:

Soon it turned into a all out fight, ending with Tom tearing the ninja's clothes off, and blowing him away with a automatic rifle! He exploded in a cloud of red blood!
issed:

Tom and Taikara lived happily ever after...
:Tom:

[Lonely Vazdru]

Their first born was a lil' devil :twisted: named Taikenrick. Raising him was lots of fun for both parents

When Taikenrick reached adolescence he rebelled against his father excessive authority .
So he took boxing lessons . But his father beat the crap out of him :Tom:
He then tried karate :karate: . But his father beat the crap out of him :Tom:
He seemed to calm down after that so his parents decided to offer him a cool gift for christmas :xmas: : A guitar
That's when Taikenrick became a rock'n'roll rebel, formed a garage band with some friends , constantly rehearsed in the family's house basement, and drove both his parents crazy.

[Bobbin Threadbare]

Do they necessarialy have to be the Abandonia smilies?

Taikenrick and his friends were very talented at this and went to become a band with an album and everything.

They called their band 'The Smurfs'.
:Tom:
Their fisrt live gig was a huge sucess.

The crowd loved it.

Their band soon became a worldwide hit and w\the band was classed as the king of rock.

The lead member of the band, Taikenrick soon all the power had got to him he forced thband to do his dirty work and such.

The band split up soon after that.
:bye:
So then the lead member Taikenrick though he was without a band, he still was a sucess as a solo artist.

But, sooner or later he got into drink driving, drugs and other stuff.
:smoke:
He was also killing peoples.
:guns:

[Danny252]

His parents, Taikara and Tom, :tai: :Tom: , were confused and disgusted. :eeeeeh:

They then found he was secretly partying in their basement every night with drinks. :Brain:

They weren't pleased :ranting: , but when Taikenrik offered to help with Toms job to help him get off drugs Tom was all too happy :Brain:

But then Taikenrik strated annoying Titan :Titan: and so he had to run away before the McDonalds McCatapult as fired at him. :bye:

He then went back to solo artism and drinking.

[Bobbin Threadbare]

This was a great idea. Two thumbs up Blood-Pigggy k: k:

Taikenrick on his drugs finally (about time you're thinking) got put in jail, the slammer, the gaol (for USAans)and forced to work.

His face was pretty messed up now as you'd imagine. So he wore a ninja mask.

He liked making funny faces to the guards to piss them off.

He tried to break out with his secret computer-type-thingy.
:help:
Meanwhile, some kids are forced not to listen to his great music for he's in jail.
:bannana: :whistle:
Not even santa visited poor Taikenrick anymore.
:xmas:
This made him sad.

His parents wouldn't even visit.
:Tom: :tai:
This made him sad(er).

He tried to commit suicide, but it just wasn't working.

[Blood-Pigggy]

No, they don't have to be Abandonia smilies

Taikenrick turned 74, after many years in prison. He had a sleeping disorder.
:zzzzz:

He was released, and his parents by this time had all went up to the big cloud in the sky.
:angel:

But Taikenrick was intent on continuing his music career, he became "Rap Wrinkles" and released many albums, the sales response was "unoriginal" and "boring"


So Taikenrick created the ultime machine, of destruction!


He assualted the spam factories, and used the products as missles.
:SPAM:

There was much death and destruction!
:help:

[Bobbin Threadbare]

During the war they got kamikaze people to eat lots of spam so then theey would launch ther weapon.
+ :SPAM: =
Another weapon used was metal bands and acsessories from our fellow punkers.

Suddenly, a smoking pimp appeared.

It scared the robot of destruction and it ran away.

This maybe of some use later...
:bannana:
Suddenly a Sith Shadow appeared with his lightsaber.

[JudgeDeadd]

I prefer using Abandonia smilies.

Everyone were like :w00t: :w00t: :Brain: :Brain:

Yet Taikenrick :evil: hired evil snipers!

Everyone called for help :help:

The army came :guns: :guns:

but they all fell victim to the vikings. :Titan: Taiken sent them from the past, using his time machine!
Could things get worse?

Wait...

Who's this guy in glasses?...

[Bobbin Threadbare]

This man in glasses is...

Wait, he's wearing a mask...

The true identity is....
:Tom:
Dad? :blink:
:Tom: Yes, it is I, Tom Henrick. You are an evil person my son. :ranting:
Dad, I can't believe it's you. Where's mum? (mom)
:Tom: She is at home, knitting :tai:
Hey, wait a sec. Aren't you meant to be dead?
:Tom: I am dead. I'm in a ghost form. Can't you tell?
Kool, wanna get some beer?!
:Tom: Ok.

Wait, isn't there a war?
:Tom: Yeah, a war that's it!

[JudgeDeadd]

Haha, now the world is mine!
Stop! I'm Clyde. Remember when you were in a band? We were such good friends. I just came to tell you that you're stupid, killing people and stuff.
Hmm... you are right... NOT!
And so he ordered his trusty ninjas to kill Clyde.

But Clyde knew karate... and killed the ninjas, :karate:

Meanwhile, next to the time machine...
:Titan: :Titan: :Titan:
Erik: Uh guys?
Erik: I have a bad feeling about this...
:angry: Who are you - the townspeople asked.
:Titan: Erik the Swift at your service.
:Titan: Baleog the Fierce at your service.
:Titan: Olaf the Stout...