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[Sebatianos]

Originally posted by Mahar Vairo@Jun 11 2005, 09:09 PM
I like most of those jokes.

I find this quite funny, what do you think

I love Asterix commics (I'm only missing one to have the entire 32 books set). But they are either in German (most of them), Serbian (a few) or Slovene (two of them). I can show you some though (the short stories were great)!

EDIT: Sorry for the poor quality - otherwise the file size would be to big!
Here's the text again.

The Roman army sized control over the entire know world.
But that wasn't enough for Caesar.
Julious Caesar (pointing to the Atlancit Ocean on a map): Are you sure there's no more land here somewhere?

[win98]

COOL MAN! I LOVE COMICS!

[Mahar Vairo]

Sorry for the poor quality - otherwise the file size would be to big!
Here's the text again.

I did cut out the portion of pic with photodraw and then by enhancements I use sharpen and blur options to make it clear. Try it.

P.S. if you don't understand what I said, just ask I'll try to be more clear.

[Sebatianos]

Originally posted by Mahar Vairo@Jun 11 2005, 11:41 PM
I did cut out the portion of pic with photodraw and then by enhancements I use sharpen and blur options to make it clear. Try it.

Thanks for the tip, but I had to translate the text first (I have it originally in German) - after that I resized it - and most of the quality was lost).

But back to jokes now:



A guy comes to the doctor's office with a knife in his back.
Doctor: "Sorry, can't help you. I close at 5 o'clock."
Woonded guy: "But you must do something!"
Doctor pulls the knife out of guy's back and stabs him in the eye: "Go see the optician, he doesn't close before 7."

[win98]

good one
a kid was walking down the street and he sees an ice cream truck and says one vannilla single scoupe please so the icecream truck man grabs him in a scoop and says one vinllia single scoop coming upand he scopes yup a single scoop of ice cream in a scoop as big as a bike and tooses the boy and the ice-cream into the cone and says that will be $40.00 sir

[Playbahnosh]

This one will be a powerful one :evil:

What's the difference beetween morbid humour and black humour?

Morbid: five corpse in one trashcan
Back: One corpse in five trashcan

(the original was with babies though, but thats just too strong)

[win98]

hmm interesting palybahnosh

[Sebatianos]

Want one with babies?

How do you insert a baby in a meat grinder?
Feet first - so you can laugh at the faces it makes! :twisted:

[Playbahnosh]

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Jun 11 2005, 11:49 PM
Want one with babies?

How do you insert a baby in a meat grinder?
Feet first - so you can laugh at the faces it makes! :twisted:

Now that's nasty :evil: !

Why dont the little girl cry, who just crached with her cycle?
Becouse the steering wheel struck trough her chest :twisted:

[Sebatianos]

Why is the inside of the microwave scratched?
- You forgot to clip your baby's fingernail again!

OK - that's getting already (but still :evil: :twisted: and LOL ).