19-12-2004, 09:23 PM
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Knock Knock
Whos there Doctor Doctor Who? Yes?
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19-12-2004, 10:44 PM
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Do this to someone you know...
Say that you have an Irish Knock-Knock joke to tell. Tell them to start it off. They will say,"Knock, Knock" Then you answer, "Who's there?" It is always brilliant to see their reactions!
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19-12-2004, 10:47 PM
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knock knock
whos there? interupting cow interupting [MOOOOOO!!] cow who? Works better when you can actually interupt the person...
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19-12-2004, 10:53 PM
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:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:
My sense of humor exactly! A whit horse walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender looks at him and says, "Hey I've got a whisky named after you here." The horse replies - "What? Cedric?"
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29-12-2004, 01:39 PM
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Anyone who reads this, is not blind.
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29-12-2004, 02:03 PM
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More bad would be:
If you can;t read this, you're blind or you to dumb to know how to read.  |
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29-12-2004, 02:45 PM
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4 real jokes are
George Bush Hillary Duff Britney Spears Hillary and Bill Clinton |
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29-12-2004, 03:38 PM
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At the fuel station a man asks the service-station attendant: "How much does a drop of gasoline cost here?" Whereupon the service-station attendant: "Nothing" - "Good, then please drip me the tank fully!"
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29-12-2004, 03:42 PM
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Man travells arround Iraq. He is stopped by the military forces. They ask him
-Plz sir, our president gerorge bush is kidnapped by some terrorist and we need to pay the ransonm. -And how much the other ppl gave? -5-10 litres
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10-01-2005, 06:46 AM
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Okay, this one isn't so much a joke one can tell, as it is just funny.
Plus it's from a computer game. In Beneath a Steel Sky, you have a droid friend named Joey. There is a point in the game when Joey needs a new name, so he is given the name Ken. The main character mentions that the only Ken's he knew were dorks. Joey promises to make the name Ken synonymous with dork. Anyone who knows Adventure games of the 80's/90's would recognize this as a reference to Ken Williams of Sierra. Hilarious! |
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