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[El Quia]

The fortress is deserted when an epidemic strikes it. All the defenders are either gone or dead. The place is disinfected, burned and destroyed to the last pebble.

I rebuild the hill and build an orphanage for orphans of superheroes fights

[chainsoar]

The press get wind of the fact that the children are all orphaned because of superheroes and kick up such a shitstorm that the place is forced to close to avoid the publicity.

The local council knock it down and I build a wizard tower on the site.

[El Quia]

A wizard experiment goes wrong, and the tower is blown up.

I build a ruined city with a mysterious past

[The_Lemming]

Part of that mysterious past turns out to be that the city was built by Lemmings!

They rebuild the city to its former glory. It turns out to actually be Atlantis!

[El Quia]

All the population of Atlantis downs itself into the sea. The city lies in ruins until it drowns itself, too.



I go to another hill and build a colony of mutant ants the size of a dog.

[chainsoar]

A band of roving pest exterminators on a quest to find the anthill of legend come across your ant nest and destroy that crap with flamethrowers and junk. Much action takes place, a bunch of exterminators die heroically, and one guy finishes off the queen ant after uttering a witty one-liner. Then he bangs his hot partner who acts strong but is ultimately weak at the end of the movie...I mean fight.

I blow up the hill, and turn it into an underground base of evil villainy.

[ComboTroop]

I jump out of nowere and get a Similey And...


Base------------> :blowup:
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Blow the crap outta that the underground base built into the hill!

And build a nuclear bomb on the hill, if destroyed will turn everyone into Mutants! MUAHHAHAHAHA...

[El Quia]

The cockroaches nest in the hill, and eventually they find their way into the bomb. Their depredations disarm it, although now there radiation leakage. Eventually it is disposed as nuclear hazard.


I build a parking lot with people disguised as popular cartoon characters as valet-parking.

[ComboTroop]

Parks a massive JCB and wrecks the carpark, and makes a new Abandonia HQ on it! You wouldn't wanna destroy the new HQ!!!

[chainsoar]

I blow up the HQ just to be bloody contrary, 'cause I don't like being told what I do and don't want to do. I then build a giant supermarket on it despite local opinion being against me. I own your souls now, no local business can compete.