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Granted. Eleven (That's ridiculous.It's not even funny.) people come into your house and take everything you own, and you can't sue them because all that stuff is free.
I wish I would've remembered to put my wish here without editing this afterwards.
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01-12-2007, 12:03 PM
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Granted.
But as your wish is really too kinky for a dosgaming forum the admins-mods delete it on sight. Get real will you? You really can't do such things with elephants, really not. I wish I had a pet elephant.
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01-12-2007, 12:46 PM
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wish granted, but you also get the angry mother elephant with it
I wish I had a new camera
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02-12-2007, 08:27 AM
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Wish granted, and it is the greatest one money can buy, the absolute bang for your buck. It works perfectly, just perfectly! Enjoy your enema.
Oh wait. You said CAMERA. Whoops. Oh well, better luck next time. It is my wish that however you corrupt this wish, you receive the corruption two-fold.
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02-12-2007, 09:34 AM
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Granted, I receive the same corruption two-fold. However, as I didn't really corrupt your wish, nothing happens.
I wish that Duke Nukem: Forever came out already.
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02-12-2007, 09:58 AM
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Granted, but it's full of bugs and you die with every step you take
I wish for inspiration
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02-12-2007, 10:12 AM
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Granted.
And you get inspiration. You inspire so much of it you're going in a deep coma. C2H5OC2H5 isn't that healthy. I wish I had a teddybear called M*censored*d
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02-12-2007, 10:29 AM
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Granted.
You can have your teddybear called "Machinehead". Too bad it was a leftover from the "Puppet Master" series... sleep tight.  I wish I could fly around like bricks don't.
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02-12-2007, 10:56 AM
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Granted.
You fly. And how !!!!! As a clay pigeon on a skeet shooting exhibition. Enjoy it. I wish I was on a skeet shooting exhibition shooting 'look who's flying' SwampThing.
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02-12-2007, 11:13 AM
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Granted.
But... as you shoot the magic Swampy pigeon it explodes into 1000 gallons of swampy green mushy stuff that covers everything from ground zero to 5 miles away in every direction. So you are banned from shooting ever again. I wish I could type faster (and better) than 100 monkeys on speed.
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