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Old 06-10-2006, 01:30 AM   #1
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take muck from anybody.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he is not lifting himself up. He pushes the earth down!
Chuck Norris once took a whole jar of sleeping pills, and he blinked.
You don't watch Chuck Norris - he watches you

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Old 06-10-2006, 08:22 AM   #2
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Look at the Jokes-thread they're all there.
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Old 06-10-2006, 01:13 PM   #3
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chuck noris is about as hard as a sloppy turd in a bag
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Old 06-10-2006, 01:30 PM   #4
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris one shot down an airplane by pointing it with his finger and saying " Bam!".

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Old 06-10-2006, 04:28 PM   #5
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Chuck Norris is the bestest of the bestest of the bestest best bestest. k:
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Old 06-10-2006, 04:32 PM   #6
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After reading a LOT of those jokes, I finally came to this conclusion - NO MORE.
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Old 06-10-2006, 04:47 PM   #7
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It`s time to move on...
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Old 06-10-2006, 04:49 PM   #8
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Nace @ Oct 6 2006, 06:47 PM) [snapback]259794[/snapback]</div>
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Of course. It didn't last long though.
Me and my friend laughed for 30mins straight today from a fellow class-member. He recorded some of it and is gonna put it on youtube.
LMAO
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Old 06-10-2006, 04:52 PM   #9
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he he

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Old 06-10-2006, 05:14 PM   #10
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Nace @ Oct 6 2006, 06:52 PM) [snapback]259797[/snapback]</div>
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he he

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When it get's in, I could. But it was hilarious - for 30mins we (there were 2 to 4 of us at different times) really laughed our a55es off. LOL
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