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[Havell]

What do you call a blonde with two braincells?
Pregnant.

What do you call a blonde in a university?
A visitor.

Blonde jokes rule!

[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Sep 20 2004, 04:25 PM
Ahahahaha
I'm sorry but I didnt get that one either. How did they drive before if their tank was filled with water and they required gas to drive?

Man you really can't count 2 with 2 (expression in Croatia)!!!
You see, in every car with gas, there is also a tank for gasoline (so there are two tanks). They filled a tank for gasoline with water, but tank with gas remained filled with gas. Got it now?

[Stobe]

Q: What is the shortest book in the world called?
A: Swedish geniuses.


Q: What do you get if you cross a swede and a gypsy?
A: A car thief who can't drive.


Q: How do you know when you're on the Swedish side of the border?
A: Suddenly the cows are better looking than the women.

[aaberg]

Hahaha

I love your swede jokes. Just one thing, if you have ever been in Sweden, especially Stockholm, you will find, that the girls are VERY pretty there. Lots of tall blond girls. It actually turns me on ! :angel:

I have never been to Findland or Suomi or whatever you call it, but I've heard that the girls there are pretty fine as well (One of my friends where there, and spoke loudly about it). It must be all the lakes!

[Stobe]

@aaberg

There is actually heavy traffic going on inda form of ships ((ferry?)Drunk ships?)

Soo, ive been in there quite often,because i have relatives living there (maybe all finns have there?)

But the woman part, i think Finnish LADIES are the best!

But heres one more. k:

In a swedish army camouflage book: "When the soldier is moving through woodland, he's supposed to break off branches and put them on his helmet. When he is moving through cornfields, he's to break off some cornstalks and put them on his helmet. When the soldier is moving through a cabbage field he's supposed to take off his helmet for the best camouflage."

[aaberg]

Hehe. Why doesn't the swedes close the door, when they are on the toilet.???

So no one can look through the keyhole :w00t:

The swedes are the black sheeps of the north (The swedes and the guys from Greenland)! :bleh:

[Stobe]

Q: What do you get if you cross a swede and a ape?

A: More swed's!

[Stobe]

Q: Why do swed’s whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.


Q: If you drop a swede and a brick from a airplane at the same time, wich will hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?


Q: Why doesn’t the Swedish blond use a miniskirt?
A: Her balls would freeze.

[aaberg]

Originally posted by Stobe@Sep 20 2004, 10:23 PM
Q: Why doesn’t the Swedish blond use a miniskirt?
A: Her balls would freeze.

:w00t: :w00t:

[Stobe]

Originally posted by aaberg+Sep 21 2004, 01:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (aaberg @ Sep 21 2004, 01:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Stobe@Sep 20 2004, 10:23 PM
Q: Why doesn’t the Swedish blond use a miniskirt?
A: Her balls would freeze.

:w00t: :w00t: [/b][/quote]
yeah, me too but it was even better in finnsh.