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[DarthHelmet86]

Granted but now all your other games won't work.

I wish they made a remake of Covert Action.

[CaitSith]

They do. but it's shit.

I wish all of my assignments were done.

[DarthHelmet86]

Granted they are, but they all get F's.

I wish Monty Python were still making skits.

[CaitSith]

Granted. But we all laugh to death.

I wish that the assignment i just handed in gets a destinction

[DarthHelmet86]

Granted but its the distinction of being the wrost handed in ever.

I wish I had more energy to head down to the gym.

[esgmaster]

Granted, but what you didn't know was that the entire cast of the Mortal Kombat series is there, and they've blown have the block already...

I wish to be Raiden from MK.

[DarthHelmet86]

Granted but your Raiden from the second movie and have zero powers.

I wish I had a sword for the people who knock on your door and try to sell you things.

[ayoeness]

Granted, sadly it is made from the softest most comfy cotton and every salesman after getting hit with it gives you a heartfelt hug and you smell of cheap salesman cologne the rest of the day.

I wish someone who would clean our home.

[dosraider]

Granted, and that someone is YOU.

I wish that ayoeness's name wasn't so difficult to pronounce for me.

Almost spitted my dentures out.

[DarthHelmet86]

Granted you can say his name fine, but to do so you now no longer have dentures....or teeth.

I wish my son wasn't so jealous about his mum.