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[Master MC]

We attempt to ignore him, but suddenly I realize I'm bare-butted (look at the posts above, we didn't dress him).
Everyone

a thinks I'm cool and undresses
b laughs at my.... you know...
c sees the clown terribly excites me

[Blizzard08]

Everyone thinks I'm cool and undresses, except the boss, that is perplex with our decision. We

a) Remove boss' clothes
B) Make a riot in the city
c) Ask for the clown to squirt fish oil in the boss' eyes

[Yobor]

remove the boss's clothes, but he doesn't like this, and tries to stab me. I..

a Try to throw him out the window

b Subdue him with minimal force

c Snap his neck outright

[Master MC]

Subdue him with minimal force, drug him and undress him. Since most of the (naked) employees are fat, hairy, bold, 40+ males, you

A make footage and threaten to show it to their poor family
B disgust in pure awe and improvise a suite made of paper, erasers and a dust bin
C *snap* with the fingers and release them from their trance. The boring, hard-work day can resume normally.

[Playbahnosh]

disgust in pure awe and improvise an office equipment suite.

with your newly found dress on you

a, run out to the streat screaming "I'm not stupid, blagahahhahblf!"
b, make a group picture with you coworkers in the toilet, with your boss under you
c, light yourself on fire

[Yobor]

Light myself on fire. Once burning, I notice it hurts. I Attempt to

a Dance

b Stop, drop, and roll

c Blow out the fire with a fan

[Playbahnosh]

Stop, drop n roll as I learned in school. The fire is over but now all the paperclips are spiked in my body

a, call yourself the hedgehog man and save the world
b, pull out the paperclips
c, jump outta the window

[TheChosen]

C.

5 seconds later you crash into someones car. Your brains and blood fly everywhere. Youre dead.


Here we go again:


"Youre sitting in a airplane next to very attractive woman with large breasts. Youre wearing a grey suit. What do you do?"

A. Grab the womans breasts
B. Go to the bathroom
C. Shout: "OH MY GOD! THE PILOTS DONT KNOW HOW TO FLY! WERE DOOMED!!!"

[_r.u.s.s.]

B

you are in bathroom

what will you do here?

1. get some needle to stab woman's breast
2. dress up as a superman and try to save the plane, considering pilots dont know how to fly
3. close up and switch the light, hoping its a secret teleporter to new dimension

[TheChosen]

C.


"You turn on and turn off the lights for while, but nothing special happens. What do you do?"


A. Keep fiddling the lights, hoping that the electricity of the plane will run out
B. Pee on the floor
C. (S)hit on your hands and go grab the women in her breasts.