10-01-2005, 07:57 PM
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OK here's a crappy(I can't think of anthing better)
Why did Bush cross the road? He saw oil on the other side.
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[14-12, 16:08] TotalAnarchy: but the greatest crime porn has done is the fact that it's all fake and emotionless, that's why I prefer anime hentai frankly |
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10-01-2005, 08:58 PM
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My all time favorite wrestling team (and started liking them even more after last two US elections):
*If you cant see the name of the team and don't know them - it's the BUSHWACKERS* |
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10-01-2005, 08:58 PM
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"Soldier! What do you do, if you hold guard and the ammunition shelter flies into air?" - "I give first a warning shot off..."
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11-01-2005, 01:07 AM
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Why did the tomato blush?
Beacause it saw the salad dressing. LOL LOL Now you can't tell me that isn't one of the worst puns you've ever heard. |
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14-01-2005, 06:50 PM
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Some jokes I heard in Germany (I'll post only the more harmless ones):
What is the difference between a long skirt and miniskirt?? A: The access time "Mama", cries Eve, "Claus squirted me full in the bath!" - "Squirt simply back." - "I can't, mama. I'm a girl, after all." A woman has always the last word by an controversy. Anything the man could say after yet, would be a beginning of a new controversy. "Hallo Hugo, imagine - I'll be a father" "And why do you make such a sad face?" "Well, I'll have to tell that to my wife yet." The subway is completely full. Georg says to a lady standing near him: "There left above is a hand grip." "Thank you, I already have one!" "I know, but unfortunately I'll have to step out now." A bodily woman positions herself before the mirror and says: "Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the most beautiful in the entire country?" Answers the mirror: "Go to the side, I can't see anything!" |
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24-01-2005, 07:10 PM
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It's been a while since I posted a joke and this thread seems to be dying so here goes - with a picture!
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28-01-2005, 03:50 AM
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Just found this on my computer. No idea where it's from or how it ended up on my computer.
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28-01-2005, 04:34 AM
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Sounds like your computer has a life and sense of humour on its own, Iron. :P
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28-01-2005, 09:38 AM
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LOL
It's quite possible. I never have control over it, it does what it wants, when it wants. |
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