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[DoomYoshi]

What types of dogs do you love/hate/eat/etc.?

I love huskies.

Golden Retrievers are a great family dog but I hate when they are in my pet store. First, they are big so I feel bad about having them in my smallish kennels (perfect size for a full grown boston ~ 25 lbs.) Also since they are big they take a long time to wash... which is my job. Due to their color, even a tiny bit of poo will stand out like a sore thumb. Due to their size there will be a lot of bits of poo. You see where I'm going with this?

I also hate Jack Russel Terriers. Although there should be a game (not Wishbone) where you play a Jack. It would be a new genre called insanely spastic simulation. The point of the game would be to go stand near dangerous objects (ovens, cliffs, traffic, Fifth Horseman, etc.) and watch your stupid dog spaz right into them. Good times... probably something like this on newgrounds.

Anyways, I really like most dogs.

"I like puppies...when they're roadkill" - GWAR - I hate love songs