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[ReamusLQ]

So there's this site called Rating Poems.com where you read poems people have submitted and rate them. They are hilariously horrible. Find your most favorite awful one, stop wretching your guts out, and post it here for all of us to enjoy and mock


FROM ONE END TO ANOTHER

As I begin my journey to the valley of death,
I start to feel the pain my departure has hath'.

I look behind me and witness the epitome of sorrow,
Upon realizing how much life truly is hollow.

All my life my priority was nothing but to crave,
Yet now all I await is my dark and cold grave.

I know that as my last pulse left my heart,
Their feelings were shattered and torn apart.

Leaving my loved ones and turning back to my path,
Suddenly the feeling of sadness turns in wrath.

Watching them is hard,with sorrow in their eyes,
But I weep for them for all their pitifull lies.

For I know that behind all those tears,
Lies an abyss full of sins and fears.

Tis' this very wrath that led to my ending,
All my life searching, looking for transcending.

Meeting the angel of death he asks me to follow,
Without a choice I agree adding to his sinister wallow.

The angel of death trusts his hand to lead me,
I take hold of it feeling a slight uneasy.

With eyes of fire,smile of pure evil delight,
The angel of death tells me of my final plight.

Finally I see the fallen one glowing with such radiance,
Looking gleefully at me with a sight of utmost pestilence.

With a look of despair and dismay I am bound by chains,
Suddenly feeling hate and pain running through my veins.

I am thrown into a feeling of absolute abyss,
Every second being robbed of all my bliss.

And thus, I am lead to an end to my painfull quest,
Forever stirring in anger and pain without rest.

[Kon-Tiki]

Worst poetry...

Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you'll...

[ReamusLQ]

these are worse man...like this one...

I stick this pen to the paper
Soon enough I start to write
It's my release from all the pain I have
Before I sleep at night

I write about my feelings
Or the thoughts I have to say
I write so I can wish to fade
Or maybe to live another day

You may think my poetry is a bore
Maybe it is not your taste
But I write for me and not for you
For the self problems that I face

I write about almost everything
About the words my tongue can't heave
I write so that my heart can ease
So I may rid myself of grieve

My poems may begin with a thought
Or maybe a horrible sight
Most of the time one may write
About what they dream at night

But I am not a pleasant person
Perfect looks they may deceive
I write about the things I hide
Things that maybe I should conceive

My soul bleeds through each pen
One by one they slowly leak
I write so I can rid my feelings
I write because I'm weak

Never once did I want to write
Where a thought won't cross my mind
I write so I can wipe my tears
And possibly leave my fears behind

If I never met kind people here
Who are there to catch me when I fall
my mind would not be forming words
And I wouldn't be standing tall

I write because when I am down
I can always pick up a pen
and start to Jot down all my feelings
So that I won't look back again

I write because I wish to write
It's another hobby on the list
By far it is a better release
Then trying to slit my wrists

I'm sorry if I don't write like you
About those starry skies above
Every person has a unique taste
And mine is not of lust or love

For I write because it is my fuel
My fire to try and live strong
If you think it is because I want attention
My fellow poet you are wrong

If I go a day without a poem
My soul may not feel at peace
I write because it is like my sun
It is only the best release

I write because it is a Passion
Anytime I don't care when
Ill get a book and begin to write
With thoughts leaking through my pen

And I will never stop this hobby
Until the day my soul ignites
With peace for the rest of my years
Until then I will always write



I don't know about YOU guys, but my tongue has not ONCE, in my ENTIRE LIFE, heaved, nor have I ever felt grieve (unless you count those ancient metal boots Knights wore into battle to protect their feet...)

[Sebatianos]

Just try some Vogon poetry...

[Reup]

Ah man, that's just plain torture :P

[ReamusLQ]

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Aug 16 2005, 12:51 AM
Just try some Vogon poetry...

in reading these out loud to my girlfriend tonight, we laughed ourselves to tears. Here's one that made us giggle.

green ferrets line the midnight sky
like wandering, as they fly

why do these ferrets fly so far
fly faster than I do in a car

many people hate the little ferrets

hate the ferrets
hate the ferrets

fly little ferrets
fly, fly away

[Blood-Pigggy]

Who writes this stuff?
It's atrocious.
Being a writer myself it makes me gag.

[Puffin]

If cats were little people
in fluffy little suits
I think my cat would be
your mom

:blink:

[blastradius14]

If your ugly and you know it clap your hands
If your ugly and you know it clap your hands
If your ugly and you know it and you really want to show it
If your ugly and you know it clap your hands

Now, copy and change ugly to stupid, etc.

If you want to see better poetry, see the links Poems and Doubler's Writings under Art.