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http://www.kossan.se/flytta_paa_dig_annars.htm
This is how the USS Montana sais size does matter...... in most cases that is  *note: As usual some ppl will not see the humor in this, and they are free to leave this topic w/o obligations to post a single smily-post*
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05-04-2006, 03:22 AM
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Heh heh, I remember this one.
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05-04-2006, 07:02 AM
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Hooray, now all I have to do is wait for my broadband. :angry:
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05-04-2006, 09:53 AM
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Very funny indeed.
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05-04-2006, 11:03 AM
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05-04-2006, 11:22 AM
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Well, it's not working for me. Meh.
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well, it is not a "flash", its a "wmv" movie... maybe you want to download it... heres the direct download link: http://195.140.143.83/media/movies/282/282_114.wmv
and yes, I knew that one and always found it very funny  k: |
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05-04-2006, 05:43 PM
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If there isn't any violence I'm not watching.
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Aah, LOL, someone made a film out of that age old joke.. Good ^^
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well, since noone would tell me what the film was about, let me put on a log of the joke.
<some forgein words> radioman: Igen, det har ar USS Montana som begar att ni omedelbart andar kurs 15 grader nord for att undvika kollision radio:Vanligen andra er egen kurs 15 grader sud for att undvika kollision. kapten: det har ar kapten Hancock, du anirar din kurs. radio: Nej kapten, har anderas ingenting. Du maste byte din kurs kapten:du, det har ar USS Montana, nast storsta fartyg i nordatlantiska flotten. Du anderar kurs 15 grader nord! annars tivingas jag vidta atgarder som garanterar mitt fartygs sakerhet!!1! kom! radio: det har ar en fir. dit drag.... hallo, kapten? WICH CAN ROUGHLY BE TRANSLATED AS: "somwhere in the Irish sea" (written in Irish) radioman: I say again here comes USS Montana, we must request your diversion of course 15 degrees northwise to avoid collison. radio: please perform a diversion of course 15 degrees southwise to avoid collison. Captain: here comes captain Hancock, you are altering your course. Radio: No captain, I will not be moving something. you *censored* your course. Captain: hey, you! Here comes USS Monatana. the largets fart in the Northatlantic flotillia. you change course 15 degrees northwise! Or I will have to guarntee the farts safety, suckerhead!!! get over here! Radio: here comes a lighthouse. your turn. hi, captain? ADDED: P.S. Puffin, Titan, and other nordish folk: please to kill me... :whistle: |
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