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Old 08-06-2006, 10:02 PM   #21
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Computers are better than women because:

You can use your friends computer without a lawsuit.

If you are uncomfortable with your computer,you can upgrade some parts or get a new one.

You cannot access Abandonia from a woman :P
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Old 08-06-2006, 11:18 PM   #22
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Old 09-06-2006, 01:17 AM   #23
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(vivian_evelina @ Jun 8 2006, 11:18 PM) [snapback]235358[/snapback]</div>
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The word for this is HOFNAR:

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hah, if you add an F and an R you get 'hoffnarr' which is the norwegian word for court jester. which is vaguely funny on some level.
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Okay. Wow. That's funny. Can't put my finger on why, but I chuckled.
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Old 09-06-2006, 03:42 AM   #24
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Computers are better than women, because you can have them do what you want [/b]
A) You should try my computer.
B) You should try mu girlfriend.

Take it easy, its humor, irony and stupidy.
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Old 09-06-2006, 05:26 AM   #25
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It was in good (although maybe a bit strange) humour. Computers do what you tell them. Women tend to be like guys, and do what they like, which btw, is a good thing. A girl that do whatever the guy tells her to, now THAT is scary!
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Old 09-06-2006, 06:23 AM   #26
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(vivian_evelina @ Jun 9 2006, 01:18 AM) [snapback]235358[/snapback]</div>
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(guesst @ Jun 8 2006, 11:44 PM) [snapback]235346[/snapback]
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The word for this is HOFNAR:

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hah, if you add an F and an R you get 'hoffnarr' which is the norwegian word for court jester. which is vaguely funny on some level.

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Court jester
Definition: a clown or buffoon who is employed by a noble or royal for entertainment; also called fool[/b]

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In Dutch you don't have to add letters at all We write it Hofnar. It means the same as in Norwegian though ... We call a HOFNAR an ODOL by the way, but if I explained the meaning of that abbreviation someons will probably raise my warn level :bleh: (sorry for the off-topicness btw).
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Old 09-06-2006, 02:17 PM   #27
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Computers are better than women because, they dont have have bad breath in the morning
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Old 09-06-2006, 11:19 PM   #28
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Computers are better than women because, they wont laugh at a 3 inch Floppy
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Old 10-06-2006, 07:56 AM   #29
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LOL
Who's laughing when I show them my old 8" double sided floppy...
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Old 14-06-2006, 04:07 AM   #30
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You can Re-Boot them as many times as you'd like and never get in trouble.
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