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02-09-2005, 09:03 PM | #12 | ||
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03-09-2005, 01:43 PM | #13 | ||
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-Okay here is one my dad told me. When my dad was six years old he had a younger brother. One night my grampa had been drinking with some friends in their house. And they were all singing some old song untill they all passed out..... in the morning when my dad and his brother woke up grndpa and buddys were still sleeping... soo my dad knew that the first thing they old guys would do when they woke up was too find more booz in the house. So my dad and his brother took an empty wine bottle and filled it up with pee and soup that :angel: :angel: :blink: and hid it behind a door....but the first guy too wake up was grandpa and he was pretty hungover. My dad and his brother ran into they'r bed and waited so grandpa found the bottle and took a nice gulp.....and he spat it all out the pee and the soap ..........my dad got a nasty beating out of this
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03-09-2005, 04:39 PM | #14 | ||
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:tai: that's....just wrong man. :eeeeeh:
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03-09-2005, 04:47 PM | #15 | ||
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04-09-2005, 02:23 AM | #16 | ||
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Here's one I just remember: I invented a new word - popas. It doesn't mean anything, but we make everyone believe it's a rare illness. I just have to say that it's a black point behind an ear (noone can look behind the ear even if he/she looks at the mirror), and that it's very dangerous. Last time, my friend called her mom at home to check out, and mom was (of course) stunned! LOL
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04-09-2005, 04:25 PM | #17 | ||
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couple oldie but goodies..
1) The old good stripper/fat stripper switch. Have a guy on a chair, then a sexy stripper comes out and blindfolds him, then she leaves and the REAL stripper comes out and lap dances him (shes ugly and fat) 2) One time a at a part a friend passed out in the bathroom sitting on the toilet. We picked the lock and poured a whole jar of mustard on his head. After about a half hour when he woke up, he was freaked. 3) Want to be real mean, at a party pass out ex-lax to all the really drunk/high people who have the munchies and say its a candy bar. mmm seems i have alot of party jokes LOL. must have did alot of partying in the past. |
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09-09-2005, 07:58 AM | #18 | ||
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I had some kid pull the old "flaming bag of muck" one on me. I saw him hiding in the bushes by the side of my house. I picked up the bag and dropped it on his head.
Watched him run around and scream with his head looking like a little bonfire for, maybe, five minutes. A really good one is to take some aspirin, shave off the serial numbers, and sell it as X. Watch people pretend to get high when they take it. |
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09-09-2005, 10:50 AM | #19 | ||
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I got a wierd one. A friend of a friend works in a restaurant kitchen. When they come in for work, everyone has to change their shoes, and leave their own ones in a rack. One time, this guy took an ice cream tub and filled it partly with water. Then he took someone's shoes from the rack and placed them in the tub, and put the tub into the deep-freeze. Later, he removes the tub and puts the shoes back in the rack. The result is that the person comes back to find that the bottom of their shoes are encased in blocks of ice.
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21-09-2005, 04:44 PM | #20 | ||
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a certain member of our forum (who will probably try to remain anonimous, unlike myself) has just reminded me of an old joke that is well described on this site.
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